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The Ravenous Bug Blatter Beast Of Traal Bar
Terran Started conversation Oct 1, 2005
Welcome to The Ravenous Bug Blatter Beast Of Traal Bar, where we serve the greatest drinks known to the galaxy. Unfortunately we have a live in beast called the Ravenous Bug Blatter Beast Of Traal, who occasionally eats customers. Don't take offense at this, it is merely a compliment in how good in health you appear to be. 
So what will be your poison?
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Terran Posted Oct 1, 2005
*A supscious 
is passed on to the lady, as it appears to have smoke coming from it*
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Oct 1, 2005
Can you put the fire out please
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Terran Posted Oct 1, 2005
*From nowhere a gust of wind smelling of freshly eaten corpses puts out the fire.*
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Oct 1, 2005
I've changed my mind
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Terran Posted Oct 1, 2005
*cleans a glass*
Don't worry about him. *watches as the beast of Traal turns around and starts eating a customer* He's full for tonight. So which sector do you come from?
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Oct 1, 2005
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, yourself?
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Terran Posted Oct 1, 2005
Strangely enough I'm from that remote part of the galaxy also. Small universe isn't it?
*the Beast in the background groaned after eating a particularly tough and gristly meal*
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Terran Posted Oct 1, 2005
Aye... was caught up in some freak accident involving a coffee grinder, and a bowl of petunias and before you know it I'm the drinks mixer in this place. But what are you to do?
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Oct 1, 2005
True, I got picked up by some weirdo with antenae on his head making beep beep noises, jumped ship at the earliest opportunity
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Terran Posted Oct 1, 2005
Hang on a moment *looks over worried at the beast of Traal, and tries to direct it outside, where any overeating related illnesses can't ruin the decor*
Sorry where was I? Oh yes Earth. The place was mostly harmless, but it was home.
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guina Posted Oct 1, 2005
*walks in unsteadily and looking extremly drunk. bumps into the beast*
yooo.....hi there biig fella! aint i seen yu befoore? 
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Oct 1, 2005
Terran are you subscribed to the Boot Camp page?
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Terran Posted Oct 1, 2005
Oooh, you don't want to do that... *watches as something comes out of the beasts mouth*
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Terran Posted Oct 1, 2005
"Terran are you subscribed to the Boot Camp page?"
I should be... though I suspect for some reason I'm not... 
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Oct 1, 2005
I'm not running it remember, someone forgot to tell Excelsior
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Terran Posted Oct 1, 2005
I have now left him a message 
Hopefully he'll take the position
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