h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, true, but only if you have enough time. Well... maybe I still have it, but I'll really have to get the stuff into my head soon.

If you must, you must

Yes, true.

... erm... could I have a coke please?

Ok. I'll try to find one...

*rumages through everything in site*

Ah, here's one... wait... no... this is empty...

*checks fridge*

Of course! It's all so obvious now. Coke goes in the fridge! Here you are.

*hands over coke*

<*rumages through everything in site*>


No pun intended!

Thank you.

You're quite welcome... just don't tell them that I gave you that... I think I'm only supposed to look after the beast and I don't know what to charge for the coke. I don't want to lose the comfortable room that I'm allowed to hide in

Ok, I won't tell anybody.

How is it, to look after the beast?

Worse than it sounds! But it's a lot safer if you avoid looking at him. The litter box is awful though

Could you maybe sell it to gardeners? Or... there's a guy who makes kind of concrete out of dog's sh***...

Genius!

Than I make some money on the side...

*looks guiltily around (providing "guiltily" is actually a word)*

Let's keep this between us

*thinks: I'm definately gonna get fired*

Ok, I won't tell anybody, but I want... erm... lets say 5% of the money, that isn't much, and it was my idea.

Alright deal!

*shakes Tavaron's hand*

Pleasure doing business with you... but if I get fired... how will we get the... uh... goods?

Very well.

ach... you won't get fired. And what should they need it for anyhow? Shall be happy that it's gone.

Yes, but I rummaged, broke into the fridgeand gave away a coke. Plus they'll want a cut of our "side-project".

Ok, then we'll have to get rid of the empty bottle afterwards, so they don't notice.

Alright... and we'll have to create so much backlog that even thinking about reading it will make them!!!

And bribe any lurkers

ok, a good plan!

*turnes to the lurkers*
Sooooo... come out, wherever you are!

Alright, you bribe them... I have to go eat now.

I'll be back later