h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, I have 15 each of
~sugar donuts
~chocolate donuts
~Science Site Specials
~Jam donuts
~Jam donuts with cream
~Cream donuts
~Cinnamon donuts
And a very large glass of milk with a straw.
Where would you like them left?
Joanna-the-donut-seller-and-delivery-person

Ohhhhhh... ~Greebo jumps up and down in excitement~... giveme.. giveme... pleeeeeaseeeeee.... me wants... me wants....

*Carefully places big box of donuts on the floor, with milk next to it*
Enjoy! I know you will
Whats your favourite type of Donut?

Do you object if I stroke you some?

~Greebo pounces on the boxes.. and then looks up grinning at Joanna... A doughnut hanging from the side of her mouth in a rather cute way~

Me loves all doughnuts... me can't help it... and of course you can stroke me... ~grin~... as long as you don't tell anyone... ~bigger grin~... wouldn't want anyone getting jealous...

*strokes Greebo while she eats donuts*
*happy smile on face*
You're such a beautiful cat
*tickles Greebo behind the ear, hopes this is an allowed thing to do*

~Greebo looks up at Joanna~... Great doughnuts... ~Puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~

*she's purring!*
*Joanna is gleeful, but is careful not to disturb Greebo in anyway*
I'm glad you like my donuts, what other things do you like?

~Greebo stops eating for a moment to ponder the question... ~

Hmmm.. ~Greebo looks pensive~

Er... ~Greebo might have a touch of wind~

~Cough... cough... phooooooeeeeewwwwwwwwwyyyyyy... SPLAT!!!~

Opps... excuse me... fur ball... ~embarrassed grin~... me has problems with them sometimes...

Me also enjoys a nice cold glass of milk... with a straw... cause my tongue doesn't reach to the bottom of most glasses... ~grin~

*Moves glass of milk she brought around earlier in Greebo's direction*
I hope its cold enough!
Here's a bendy blue straw to drink it with
Joanna-who-LOVES-cats
PS have a chocolate fish

~grin~... thankyou... ~Greebo drinks long and hard from the glass of milk... ~

Me will have one of your fish... if you have one of mine... ~grin~... me still got a few left that Oss gave me...

Happy to have one of yours, Greebo. Thats very generous of you
I also like chocolate
*smiles*

Hmmmmm... ~Greebo licks her lips in appreciation~... It's good to live in a world that invented doughnuts and chocolate... ~grin~

I have to agree
Donuts and chocolate are very good things, as are cats!
'bye for now,
Joanna

Byeeeeeee...

~Cheshire grin~

~TINK!!!~

~Greebo dissapears~

Hi Greebo, I just brought around a few more donuts; eat and enjoy!
Joanna

*a high pitched whine is heard as Espadrille, mighty scooter arrives*
Hello. Mr....er. *looks at clipboard* the Cat.
Greebo the Cat? Anyone home?

No, well I'll just leave them here.
*Places a box of 20 chocolate donuts on the table.*
Hmm. Nice place.
*Signs the delivery order with his strusty pencil nub and writes*
Mr the Cat was not home, donuts delivered safely.

Well that's it, I'm finished for tonight.

*Jumps on Espadrille and Joolsee is away!*

Hi, I'm taking orders for your next delivery, what would you like, Miss Cat?

~thinking hard~... Me wants lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots annd lots of doughnuts please... ~grin~