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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 30, 2002
I'm Hans Christian Andersen - Danny Kaye
I have recently met a Danish guy whose first name is Hans Christian who has demonstrated in public (but alas not privately) some interesting digital abilities.
He is now known as Hands Christian Fnah Fnah - though not, as yet, to his face.
Definitely a case of it not actually mattering that the face ain't listening!
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Beatrice Posted Sep 30, 2002
I demand to be told more about these digital abilities! My mind is boggling already.....
Fairytale of New York - That girl with the hair, and that bloke with terrible teeth
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GreyDesk Posted Sep 30, 2002
That would be Kirsty MacColl and Shane McGowan of the Pogues.
Story Of The Blues - The Mighty 
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 30, 2002
Last one Singin' the Blues - The Carpenters
Well, difficult to describe, and impossible for me to demonstrate - my fingers just don't work that way! The middle finger stayed still, while the index finger and the ring finger moved backwards and forwards in a most enticing way.
The guys at the table were not particularly interested. The two girls were - let's say - mesmerised.
As I said - 'talk to the hand'!
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Beatrice Posted Sep 30, 2002
Hush now, Dont' Explain - Diana Ross as Billie Holliday in Lady Sings the Blues
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 30, 2002
Denis Denis - Blondie
(Sorry about the girlie aside.... It's just a shame that I don't actually fancy the bloke concerned, really)
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GreyDesk Posted Sep 30, 2002
Ben we've just had that one...
Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 30, 2002
Mac the Knife - Kurt Weil and Bertolcht Brecht
But my mind was on other things 
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Beatrice Posted Sep 30, 2002
Tuxedo Junction - Manhattan Transfer
(Return of the Mac is obvioulsy a headline from London Fashion Week, no?)
Ben if you don't want him could you pass him on?
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 30, 2002
Sure. He's been to far wierder places than I have though.
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 30, 2002
I ought to post a song, I guess.
New Boots and Panties - Ian Dury
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Beatrice Posted Sep 30, 2002
Sooooperman! - Black Lace
hands up who knows all the actions?
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Mu Beta Posted Sep 30, 2002
Apologies in advance:
Jizzlobber - Faith No More
s away from the nasty images.
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Sep 30, 2002
Up Town Top Rankin' - Alethea & Donna
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