h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh we're the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything."

Well I've never been to Greenland,
And I've never been to Denver,
And I've never buried Treasure
In St. Louis or St. Paul,
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa,
And i've never been to Boston in the Fall.

...'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything."

And I've never hoist'd the mainstay
And I've never swabbed the poopdeck
And I never veer to Starboard,
'Cause I never sail at all,
And I've never walked the gangplank,
And I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the Fall.



Happy talk like a pirate day, one and all!

Arrrr, thank ye, matey!

Just for today, I'll have to try talkin that way.