h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/6063.asp

For the record, I don't know this website, so I can't comment on its accuracy. A friend sent it to me.

On the one hand, it FEELS exciting. Indicates that UFOs do, in fact, exist, and that as far as we can tell the UFOs are not hostile....yet...

On the other hand, it proves nothing. Even if the declassified information is exactly as this website claims (in my mind, doubtful), all we're told is that people see UFOs.

You know what the U in UFO stands for? "Unidentified." It's an object that flies, and we don't quite know what it is. Aside from the "can" that mysteriously vanished after a while, none of this is too intriguing.

So, while I still say that the probable explanation is going to be one of the boring ones (weather balloon! Yee-ha!), or an interesting one we haven't thought of (a human super genius having fun, or possibly time travelers who've been spotted when they shouldn't have been), I will grudgingly admit that this lends credence to the theory of aliens.

More likely, though, would be the possibility of some secret society of humans who've been developing their technology faster than normal humans (such as the Krylma that I created for fictional stories, though the Krylma are clearly led by greed whereas these UFOs still have fairly ambiguous motives).

But again....weather balloon. Still holds the majority shareholding in possiblities in my mind, even if those explanations used to be at 75% and are now merely at 51%.

For entirely far too long the americans have claimed that they see a vast number of UFO's and yet nobody ever seems to see anything particularly interesting.
This new out pouring from our one time enemies has the feel of reality and yet something is missing.
Sponsors logo's perhaps?

Some claim that I was left here by such a craft but sadly I was too young to pay any attention to the method of my arrival.

However if you happen to spot one let it have my address and I'll find out if anyone remembers me.
P.S. My services as an Antihero are now for hire. Where do I post my Anti c.v. ?

I recommend looking up C.H.O.P.P.E.R.S. if you'd like hero work. Don't know about anti-hero, though.