h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm just wondering... there's this Madness song that goes "Johnny The Horse was kicked to death, he died for entertainment" - you wouldn't have anything to do with this, would you?

*feels around repeatedly in both pockets of black robe before finally pulling out a little black notebook and pencil attached with a fine silver chain*

SQUEAK

*scribbles 'I am happy to confirm that is someone else's department - I only do rats!' - hands the note to Johnny the Horse*

That's a relief!

*swishes tail and accidentally knocks The Grim Squeaker over*

Oh....... sorry.

*picks himself up slowly, shakes his head and all the vertebrae click click click back into place*

*scribbles 'any chance of a ride?'

Of course... where do you want to go?

I know this brilliant curry house...

Take me... take me... I NEED a curry!

Okay, who wants a ride to the curry house? Errr... just a second... where is the curry house, exactly?

*leaps on Johnny's back* That way!

'sus

Wahooo. Curry curry curry!

I've got plenty of room on Binky if Johnny can't carry every one

Stop keep saying 'curry'... I'll start drowning!

'sus

I felt the word 'curry' mentioned and followed the thought here. Curry is good.

*Jumps on Johnny's back, but immediately falls off, due to the amount of people already there*

*Looks at Binky, and then looks pleadingly at ReapeR*

Erm, I couldn't use Binky, could I? I'll behave.

Where is the curry? If you've already been does any one want to go for a chinese?

*falls off the floor and lands somwhere not too familiar to him*