h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, this is one note, and one note ONLY saying that if you are pissed off with this article, then I don't care. If it offends your religion, then look at it this way: I'm an atheist. Anything you've ever said about your religion to any person who isn't a member of it offends me. So don't complain. The age of religion is over, embrace the works of science, our true saviour.

Oh yeah, feel free to argue.... I'll just belittle you.

No arguments as I suspected that there was a good dose of satire in here...
It could do with some cleaning up, especially spelling/grammar! But I enjoyed it as a whole.

*A great romp through the Judeo-Christian tradition! Boffo, a good one!*

Anyway, that's how my review would read if I wrote reviews.
If you want me to, I'll give you a hand with the spelling/grammar issues.
- Jimi X

Apologies for the spelling. My HTML software's spellchecker is American, and my Grammar self-taught.

Ouch!

What a cryptic reply....

(Better?)

erskdhgfjrshtfcgkdujn. And that's as true today as it ever was.

Outrageous! Blasphemous! Shocking!
And seriously zarking funny! I love it!
So much, in fact, that I'm going to put a link to your page on my page, unless you've got issues with that idea.

None at all! It'll be great to get a bit of publicity. That reminds me.... any ideas for future articles? I need something to get angry about to be funny....

Great article. Quite funny.

Americans are bad spellers? It seems to me we've streamlined the mother tongue we have inherited from England, removing extraneous letters from such words as "colour/color," "flavour/flavor," and "favourite/favorite." You can hardly blame us for mistreating a language which didn't make much sense to begin with. =P

P.S. Just to protect me from death threats, or burning crosses on my lawn, I meant this in good humor. Not humour.

Wowbagger - further to my previous message, that link has now been installed on my page under the heading "Some friendly life-forms".
I hope you don't mind being thus described.
If you do, just insult me from a safe distance.

Friendly, moi?

I didn't mean that; I meant that as the spell checker is American, and I'm trying to write in English, it makes it seem as if I can't spell.

a theory floating around theological
circles in israel these days suggests
that the events begining in god's
manifestation in the burning bush and
ending in the last verse of "exodus"
never actually took place and were
infact the result of an encounter moses
had with some bad acid (it was still
legal back then).

come to think of it, most of the events
described in both books can easily be
attributed to the fact that halucinatory
substences were so damn easy to obtain
in biblical times.

The book "Armageddon: The Musical" suggests that the world is being run as a TV show, and that the bible is a script, and the gospel writers script writers.

You're definitely right about the bad acid.

The entirity of the bible seems to be the result of years of repeated drug abuse.

Exhibit A: The Book of Revelations, St. John the Divine - long hair, beard, sandals = Acid casualty

Chin chin

In Red Dwarf, Jesus was aid to be a hippy by the logic that he had long hair and no job...

I thought he was supposed to be a carpenter.
But would you buy a new kitchen table from some bloke who kept going on about how he was the son of God?
Me neither.

On the subject of reviews...I am bored enough that I volunteered to be a POST researcher, and I'm going to submit an article to it that advertises some of the work our little atheists circle has been up to. I'll be making comments on Wowbagger's 101 of God's Mistakes, the televangelist thing, this article here, Ormondroyd's Brownie thing (despite the Holeyness of Donuts ), that God's researcher's page, and my own tidbits Atheism and Failure of Christianity to Stand Up to Reason. If any of you have written or come across anything else that ought to be included, let me know.