h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well, linux is better than plain windoze. i guess i can hold back from forcing you at gunpoint to install chat stuff just this once. *smirk*
sex? yes please.
name? wolf (yes it is my real name. and if you laugh i'll have to kick your butt at quake or unreal, or maybe poker)
i like living on a mountain. it creates a nice illusion that the whole town below me is small and insignificant. it does wonders for my delsuions of granduer.......
march? why march? tell me why and i'll see what i can do.

linux is really good. the problem is that you have to read and try (and shout and kick the computer) quite a lot, before you get anything going. But everything is better then M$.
I still have to find some sensible chat software. I tried IRC, but that's nothing for me.

hmm, I was not so bad at unreal. never played it online, though.
march: well, why not? I hate the winter, it always makes me gloomy and depressive. There is no sun, just fog and extremely cold wind. *shivers by the mere thought* And I am probably one of the 0.001% of all Austrians, who doesn't go skiing. So what can you do in winter?
Around march, life begins again. Therefore: march

you'd hate me then, i adore winter, it's never cold enough for me. i hate summer. i think anything over 70 is insane. i hate skiing though.
what can you do in winter? go ice skating, hiking, make nice hot godiva cocoa and sit in the living room lost in a stack of dvds or the playstation. oh, and the best thing is being snide and chipper when you hear anyone complain about the cold even if you secretly despise it just to irritate them. winter is perfect for bothering people just for kicks. make snow devils, or better yet, demonic snow people. (have to be PC on that one)
have you tried static chat? it's nothing fancy, well, i frankly couldn't tell you if it will work on linux.

Well, I agree, anything over 70 *is* insane. But I refer to Celsius
Maybe it's the city, here it's just dirt and fog. And flu.
I think I will try some ICQ clone for linux micq or whatever the name is.
And I think I have to install a new browser, I can't stand this netscape crap anymore - slow, crashes *every* day.
Damn, this means work...
cu later

70 celsius? are you insane?
oh wait, you're on h2g2, you must be. *grin*
i hate to admit it but i use internet exploiter because i cant stand the constant netscape crashes.
good luck.

yes, i hate it too, but IE is the best browser *by far* at the moment.
I've got to get on with the installation of licq, though...

i hope the installation went well.
i can't figure out how to get signed on with icq.

YES, I did it.
Hah, it took me one day, but I did it. I hate Linux. I love Linux! (The server didn't like me yesterday, but today I've got my UIN 94336510. Tatataaaa!
You just have to go into the user menue and chose 'register', then you should receive your UIN. If the program is running, it should be easy!

according to it, i am on, but i can't do anything, the # is 94361862
i don't know if it works.

I'm a bit stuck too...
I'll try to send you a message, but there seems to be no user with your UIN
Ah, wait, there popped up something, I'm sending the message now, we'll see...

*yawn*