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Zak T Duck Started conversation Aug 22, 2005
What was the opinion of that waste of space? Well I'm probably recovering from some kind of virus. He wouldn't elaborate as to what. Anyhoo, I'm supposed to eat bland food, take some mild exercise, and try to sleep properly, so basically carry on as normal. Oh yeah and then come back in a month if I'm no better.
Stupid doctor. Knew that'd be a pointless visit.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Aug 22, 2005
Everything's a virus these days. Drink more gin, the alcohol will kill anything off better than anything the doc can give ya 
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Zak T Duck Posted Aug 22, 2005
Yeah good point. I must get some more, I've only got one shot left in the whole bottle 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Aug 22, 2005
Now that just won't do, you know!
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Zak T Duck Posted Aug 22, 2005
Will call in Tesco for a bottle on the way home tomorrow, if I can remember.
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 22, 2005
Fact is, most things get better on their own, and people only *think* that the doctor has actually done anything to help in the way of giving them pills to take. When I had glandular fever f'rinstance, all the quack gave me was a bottle of paracetemol and told me to take it easy for the next six months... which was all I could do anyhow since the disease knocked me flat.
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Baconlefeets Posted Aug 22, 2005
You know, you really should order it online
Hope you start to feel better soon
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 23, 2005
*pours a large Plymth gin, adds some tonic *
you want ice and a slice? this is purely for medicinal purposes you know 
I find dark rum is a good pick me up when I'm ill and run down, I think its all the sugar in it 
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Baconlefeets Posted Aug 23, 2005
A shot full of G & T makes the medicine go down, the medicine go down
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 2005
I find 12 pints of strong lager is good for a hangover.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 23, 2005
I've not had a hangover since I was 15, which, by some kinda strange coincidence was the last time I was sobre
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 23, 2005
....and people wonder why I don't make much sense sometimes had a vodka smoothy again for breckfast today; health food
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 23, 2005
Neither does my doctor 
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Zak T Duck Posted Aug 23, 2005
And there's me thinking you were going to say "in my mouth and down to the stomach and liver"
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Aug 23, 2005
Awww sorry to hear you're under the weather, sounds like you need a break as well .
You won't remember but there used to be an advert saying is good for you
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- 4: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Aug 22, 2005)
- 5: Zak T Duck (Aug 22, 2005)
- 6: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Aug 22, 2005)
- 7: Baconlefeets (Aug 22, 2005)
- 8: Zak T Duck (Aug 22, 2005)
- 9: Baconlefeets (Aug 22, 2005)
- 10: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 23, 2005)
- 11: Baconlefeets (Aug 23, 2005)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 2005)
- 13: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 23, 2005)
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