h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I mentioned the other day that I had to take my Gran out shopping for a new TV over the weekend. Well it arrived yesterday and she was quite happy with it...

That was until it blew up last night!

Needless to say that as soon as I got in from work this evening I had to go galavanting over to hers to pick her up and the smouldering remains of her "new" tv, and get her money back.

She finally saw reason and decided to replace it with a 24" widescreen Toshiba. I still would have preferred her to get the 28" Panasonic but the cheeky so and so's had stuck it back on full price again, and in the end it's still her call.

So yeah, after all that my Sunday was all for nothing. Any chance I have a refund on that?

You could help me build a TARDIS and you could get it back that way...

We could head forward in time to next Saturday and get the winning lottery numbers

Right. So far I've managed to find a cardboard box and paint it blue. It's still bigger on the outside than it is on the inside, but I've got an idea to sort that (turn it inside out).

Good start, I've got a fan in case it get's hot and some sellotape to keep the sides from burning up on reentry

I'll nip to the shops later and get the control mechanism and special effects. I was thinking about that last night and came to the conclusion that it should be a fair few barrels of and .

Of course, Nitroglycerineoxide isn't needed at all once we've got the
Why didn't I think of that!? The wine must have disintegrated my brain cells....

So we'll be able to travel through time, geet back and not remember anything

Yeah and if we end up with a traffic cone or shopping trolly, it must mean we've been on an adventure

There must be hundreds of chavs out there who've got tardis's

Hmm now you mention it, I wonder whether they actually have a burberry DeLorian.