h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...the brain's not working.

Any help in piecing together the events would be very helpful

Oh well, back to work tomorrow.

I see. So you don't remember anything at all then?

Well as I remember it:::
went to pub.
drank beer.
drankk Gin and tonic.
drank wisky.

Some of it, but the rest is a little sketchy in places.

I can remember winning the pub quiz, and failing to keep Natalie away from a quiz machine. Or was it Natalie keeping me away from a quiz machine?

And there were two Jimsters for some reason, or maybe one of them was Paully. Like I said it's all hazy.

Yeah, that was confusing wasn't it?

You mean I didn't imagine it?!?

Apparently they looked like twins!

And there was a text message, but you know about that now don't you

Ah.

Oops. Oh yeah, I mean...

*Deletes text memory and throws phone in a shredder*

Text? What text?

I really think we ought to come along to the next London meet, just to confiscate your phone

That would probably do me a favour, and save me from potential embarrassment.

Or I could always stop going to them.

No! We need as many people from north of the Watford Gap as is humanly possible to show these southern monkeys how the northerners and Scots do their partying!

With six months + to the next London meet I've got plenty of time to decide if that was my last.

I sent a text message too, and Mina read it out.
Did you remember that?

Not sure who she read it out to, I wasn't one of them