h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i would like to apply to be the minister of green. green is my favorite color... and its always been. im bleaching my hair blonde, and then dying it green in a couple of days (ill send pics, or links). i had green hair twice before, and the inside of my hat is green because of that. my brother had green hair, so it runs in the family. i have a favorite tee-shirt that is green. i have a green backpack. i work in a produce department, where theres lots of green leaves, roots, buds, fruits, veggies, and plants. my first set of drumsticks were green. i wish this text was green. the surge protector for my computer is green. my bath towels are green. i like green. i like green lights, and especially green lasers. theres prolly something in your nose right now thats green. i have green boxers. can i be the (ad? hehe)minister of green? greening you green ad-green...

~plurrrrrgreen

Absolutely - you can now consider yourself the minister of green.

All greenery and links to great greens are now your responsibility - and its a toughie. Floating around on these pages you should find pergrin - the h2g2 president, who has a soft spot for green and the unmentionable marauding pillowcase who wants to open a wild green nature park somewhere hereabouts.

If you could make a green guide entry, I'll put a link to it from the ministry of purple at Alabaster house. And please provide a list of your favourite green things.

Many thanks for your application.

purplejenny

I would very much like to be the Minister of Black. I have a black Bass guitar - in fact I've had it for 18 years. I have a black car, and dress in black for gigs - check out the pic on my homepage (yes I know it's the other guitar I'm playing)

Look at the sky at night,
It's my delight,
When I hit the sack,
All I see is black.

Bassman

Bassman, keeper of impeccable timing, i hereby appoint you minister of black. if you have anything black you would like to discuss, promote, or link to just let me know here.

Are you matt black or shiny? Does light fall into you and never return???

anyway happy new year and thanks for the application.

love from purplejenny

x

Shiny

Bassman Minister of Black

Sorry - almost forgot to post a message of sincerest thanks.

I wish there was a purple rose I could give you, you'll just have to make do with a red one.

purplejenny

Many thanks - you'll have to start a "Ministry" page now

Bassman - Minister of Black

You're welcome.

I'll make a ministry of favourite colours nowish.

love from

purplejenny

I hope it's as good as the Ministry of Sound - or the Ministry of Silly Walks

Bassman

I suppose I should get back into drinking Guiness again......



Bassman.

Not essential m8.

I think it might be - for the Minister of BLACK....



Bassman