h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Woohoo! Yet another approved entry

I'm on a bit of a roll

You. Were. Visited. Today. At. Eighteen. Nineteen. Hours
The. Researcher. Withheld. Their. User. Number

Got you first though

Thank. You. For. Visiting. My. Page
This. Was. A. Return. Visit
I. Am. Not. Trying. To. "Get". People. .

A message this time. Your welcome. It's only polite to say things to people that interest you through their actions

You. Are. Right. .

Have you been here as someone else before?

I. Am. The. One. Four. Seven. One. Lady
Why. Would. I. Be. Someone. Else

It is unusual for researchers to log in as anonymous identities, reveal little about themselves and visit so many people in a short time. Therefore I deduce that you have been on the site before with a different identity (when you get home from work and don't have to be the 1471 Lady).

In other words you would be someone else in order to get involved in the community and contribute guide entries, but still enabling you to keep up the same persona for the 1471 Lady

I. Understand. What. You. Mean
I. Admit. I. Do. Not. Write. Entries I. Do. Have. Another. Persona. To. Do. That. Kind. Of. Work
But. I. Am. The. One. Four. Seven. One. Lady. And. In. A. Sense. This. Is. My. Job. Too

That explains things. I won't guess at your other personae, we had a discussion about revealing who anonymous researchers were a while ago and decided it wasn't nice.

Thank. You. Dancing. Ermine
Everyone. Seemed. To. Want. To. Know. Who. I. Was

I've suspect a couple of people, but I won't say who. Keep everyone else guessing.

Suppose. I. Genuinely. Was. A. New. Person. Who. Thought. This. Would. Be. A. Laugh
I. Would. Probably. Have. Lurked. For. A. Couple. Of. Days. Which. I. Did. Not. Do
But. Even. So. Would. People. Keep. Saying. "You. Are. Someone. Else." Even. Though. I. Always. Say. That. I. Am. The. One. Four. Seven. One. Lady
You. Probably. Would. Have. No. Difficulty. Guessing. My. Work. Persona
But. It. Seems. A. Slippery. Slope

This I see as a problem. So most newcomers would not try such a thing, that is not to say that one might eventually. However I think a newcomer that visited so many pages would have done some thing more to their own, or wouldn't have felt comfortable putting in the clock. They are indications of someone who has already tried this stuff out on the site.

I suspect that a true newcomer would cave in eventually and start giving out more personal information on their homepage, by which time people will be happy to leave them alone or continue to converse without the incessent questioning to their identity.

As for your work persona, obviously you must be a voice over artist

You know smilies have a tendency to kill conversations