h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have found another kindred hat obsessionist. They register almost as high as chocolate and eyebrows on the scale of most important things in the universe. Hi i'm jenny and this is the hat i'm wearing right now - cowboy like with mambo print.

hello

I'm wearing a suede hat of a terry pratchett style. (flat and floppy) it is shaded colours from autumn reds, browns and greens with black embroidery piping in loops and tiny silver bells all over. currently one mouse is roaming on its rim.

(the other mouse is on my waistcoat)

hmmmmm very nice, so do your mice have names or are they just mice? do they breed? if you get baby mice can i have one to roam my hats?

If I ever have baby mice, then yes you may have one to roam your hats. or would you care to wait for a (n in) breeding pair?

my mice are indistinguishable, so names would be difficult. I have a toad called TOAD. my mice are just mice or one of the mice, never mouse.

speaking of mice i've been trying to work out what the plural of moose is, 1 moose 2 mice, 1 moo 2 moose, 1 moose 2 meese, 1 moos 2 moosi.

i think it may be moose. one moose two moose. due to the vagaries of the english language