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i like pie

Post 1

an apple tree

i had a head-on collision with another kid on a bike
i paid off the huge dept that i've been in for about 6 months
my bike got stolen while i was at work
it wasn't my bike
jay said he's buying me a mouse with colours
jay said he doesn't like curry
jay got domestos in his eye
i like pie


i like pie

Post 2

Classic Krissy

Ask Jay what are domestos?
Tell Jay I like curry as long as it isn't too hot.
Tell Jay that I've never seen a mouse with colors.
Tell the person who's bike was stolen that I'm sorry.
Tell your parents that I said to buy you a new bike
'cause walking sucks.
Tell the guy that hit you on your bike that I'll kick him.
I also
like pie.


i like pie

Post 3

beetle, return of

*is not poetic*


i like pie

Post 4

an apple tree

*is stalking a poet*


i like pie

Post 5

Classic Krissy

*reminds herself to give Whitman a can of mace*


i like pie

Post 6

beetle, return of

It may be too late for him.


i like pie

Post 7

Classic Krissy

No! Say it ain't so!


i like pie

Post 8

beetle, return of

It ain't so.




*ba-dum, crash*


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Post 9

an apple tree

i will not go turn the lights off


i like pie

Post 10

beetle, return of

carry me home


i like pie

Post 11

an apple tree

i TOLD em there was no age limit on piggy back rights..and they were all like..O no, i'm sorry, you gots to have some sort of license for that and i was like , screw you fascist bully-boy, i'm carrying beetle home


i like pie

Post 12

beetle, return of

*be's carried*

*brings a botle of asprin for tree*


i like pie

Post 13

an apple tree

asprin is detrimental to the health and general wellbeing of your liver


Removed

Post 14

Classic Krissy

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i like pie

Post 15

beetle, return of

Carrying me is detrimental to your health.


i like pie

Post 16

an apple tree

health shmealth! i want my Official Carnival Ride Rights certificate


i like pie

Post 17

Classic Krissy

*writes out the certificate and signes it*

Princess Van Hossenfeffer van Shlugeel van Whoselefluven.

amen.


i like pie

Post 18

beetle, return of

*hands krissy a tissue*

You know german shouldn't be attempted without a lot of saliva and a sausage bit stuck betwixt your second and third molar. Otherwise it just sounds danish, and that just isn't right.


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Post 19

Classic Krissy

danish? as in DOUGHNUT danish??

*looks around*

Where can I get one of those?


i like pie

Post 20

beetle, return of

Brussles?


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