h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*being able to have a coffee and walk outside to see a group of happenin cats swing dancing in the square and think KRISSY IS ONE GIRL WITH HER NOBS ON DAMN STRAIGHT - SHE KNOWS WHERE IT'S AT for 3 and a half hours every third saturday of the month
*deciding on a certain national cuisine i would particularly fancy and be able to get me some a that within the next 15 or so minutes
*not having to work when it's raining or cold
*walking past the same very attractive man every day on the way home
*having said BECAUSE I LOVE PIZZA!! when asked why i would like to work at a certain establishment
*having someone to talk in-depth with about all aspects of painting
*the appearance of fruit

Good grief! I can't compete with your breed of fractal wierdness. I mean, what gives you the right to go around being all clever and obtuse and...and....other adjectives or similarly descriptive verbal gestures?

I, for one, don't hold with it! Wont have it! Am dead set against it! Can't wait for the next opportunity to wallow in it! Please go straight away and put pen to more!

Um....bye

i'll have you know that just because you are using contradiction and compliment in order to make a play thing of my mind and will does not mean that i'll be stopping, getting confused or trying to shoot it right back atcha, as i'll have you know i'm neither that considerate, cautious or pithy, so you can take whatever it is that you have that can be characterised by what you just wrote and run with it

um..yeh

AAAGGGHH!! you are a GOD!

i Do happen to have a very witty and immediate response to that but i am going to let you swim around in your own humbleness a little before releasing it. thank you

*adjusts nobs for clearer viewing*

Oh HO when it comes to tree's obtusness ability there is none to match her anywhere even with crayons.

I hired her to be half of The Queen of the Universe almost entirely based on her cleverness and I happen to love her very much.

*hugs tree* Heh. They have bumper stickers about this.

heheh
i saw a bumper sticker just yesterday that said with pictures that "i dig chicks" heheh.....hehehehheheheh...i'm unbelievably amused

Whew! I 've finally caught my breath and towelled off all of that humbleness so I can pick up where I left off being arrogant, offensive, and generally self-servingly, breathlessly(again), tiresomely, overwhelmingly, boisterously, exuberantly, adverbially, adamantly ambivalent about all(or most[or even some])things and people and...and....other things as well!

Now I'm off to the bath! Good DAY!

Thank GOD. A bath sounds like a KEEN idea. I did that yesterday, and don't you forget it.