h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you know that feeling when you've just typed up and organised a massive computery thingy, that took quite some time. something you've been meaning to do for a while and never got round to doing and you feel really great and relieved and like you've done some sort of accomplishing and it has all these quite brilliant bits that you added whilst doing it and so you've not any copies or memory of and then you delete it all by accident and you can't get it back because it's on the god damn internet and there's no saving there and it's not so much a feeling of anger and complete pissed-offedness, sure there's some of that in there but it's more based on complete deflation and exhaustion and it makes you want to cry just a little bit if you've had a kind of bad day...you know That feeling?
i have that feeling right now

*huggles tree an awful lot*

Would it help if I said that I'm very very very very very very sorry?

*hugs tree some more and sings the alphabet song*

i'd rather rubber duckie....if you're offerin'.........if you think you can handle it

*fills the room with bubbles from a bubble machine*

Rubber duckie you're the one!
You make bathtime lots of fun!
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you.

Vo-vo-vo-deeo.

Rubber duckie joy of joys!
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber duckie you're my very best friend it's true!

Oh, every day when I make my way to the tubbie
I find a little fellah who's cute and yellah and chubby.
(Rub-a-dub-dubbie)

Rubber duckie you're so fine,
and I'm lucky that you're mine.
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you!

*instrumental and muppetty tap dance*

Oh, every day when I make my way to the tubbie
I find a little fellah who's cute and yellah and chubby.
(Rub-a-dub-dubbie)

Rubber duckie you're so fine,
and I'm lucky that you're mine.
Rubber duckie I'd like a whole pond of...
Rubber duckie I'm awfully foooond...
of you!

*laughes like Ernie*

*stands agasp*
you know alllll the words.....

*nodding*

I do.

One of the great things about being Krissy is that you get to know all the words.

*launches in without provocation*

It is I, Captain Vegetable!
With my carrot and my celery!
Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me
and they're good for you so eat them too
For teeth so strong your whole life long
eat celery and carrots by the bunch!

Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable!!
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!!

My name is Andy, I love candy
I eat candy whenever I can
If it's handy, gimmie some candy
it's so good and sweet the perfect treat
it's such a thrill to eat my fill and
gobble 'till there's nothin' on the plate!
*ghasp*
Candy is great!
But WAIT!

What are you? Some kind of bad dream??

Do I LOOK like a bad dream??
It is I, Captain Vegetable!
With my carrot and my celery!
Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me
and they're good for you so eat them too
For teeth so strong your whole life long
eat celery and carrots by the bunch!

Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable!!
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!!

My name is Eddie, I love Spaghetti
So I eat it whenever I can
If it's ready, gimmie sphaghetti.
It's a lovely thing it looks like string
It's such a thrill to eat my fill and
gobble 'till there's nothing on the plate!
Spaghetti is Great!
BUT WAIT!!

What are you? Some kinda weirdo??

Do I LOOK like a wierdo??
It's me, you're newest superhero!

It is I, Captain Vegetable!
With my carrot and my celery!
Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me
and they're good for you so eat them too
For teeth so strong your whole life long
eat celery and carrots by the bunch!

Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable!!

Hey, Captain Vegetable! This is the best thing to come along since meatballs!

Three cheers for Captian Vegetable!!

Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable!!

CRUNCH!!!
CRRUNCH!!
CRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNCH!


*be's smug*

See? Being Krissy means you get to know all the words.

*big beetley hugs for bad stuff happening on a bad day*

And, um....er...what is captain vegetable?