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Post 1

an apple tree

the worst thing about my new home is that i can't walk into my sisters room and say 'i just don't have any Pants any more!i need to rifle through your drawers for a while'
the best thing about my new home is that, although i have people dropping in in an hour or two, i have the time to casually stroll down to the beach, swim and pick up the paper on my casual stroll back.
(hurrah)


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Post 2

Classic Krissy

WoW! I am, of course, all jealous. You get to buy the PAPER??

No not really. I am, of course, jealous of the ocean. It's big. It has fish. I wish I wish I could be like that.

How is your new flat? Blown up yet? smiley - smiley

"You could be Homer Junior. The kids could call you HoJu."


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Post 3

an apple tree

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go agaaaain....


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Post 4

Classic Krissy

We do? We DO?

How's the ocean then?


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Post 5

an apple tree

haw!
the water is so clear that it is almost unsettling, the sand so white it is almost...white, it's just the other people and buildings i have a problem with...but we'll fix that....won't we? mwahahahwhahahwhahwhahahwhahwhHAR HAR..


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Post 6

Classic Krissy

Let's sew them all to their pillows so we can see them comming and we know who they are...

Pillow people.


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Post 7

an apple tree

we could suffocate them...with their OWN HEADS!!!!
their must be at LEAST 60grams of cunning in This one!


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