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Post 1

an apple tree

*e-shin thwacking
*e-leperosy
*e-acid eating away at the 'swimsuit-area'
*e-spending an entire weekend locked in a dingy hotel room with jim carrey only to discover, upon your release that the key was under the bible the whole time
*e-being rubbed up against by a hairy and morbidly obese driving instructor
*e-waking up in a dark alley in an unkown part of indonesia only to find that your kidneys have been removed via keyhole surgery
*e-sex with members of a different species of mammal


circumstances which sound much less threatening with the casual insertion of a simple 'e'

Post 2

beetle, return of

tree, you have problems. I just thought i should mention that.


circumstances which sound much less threatening with the casual insertion of a simple 'e'

Post 3

Spartus

But good problems. I mean, if someone's going to have problems, at least they're funny...


circumstances which sound much less threatening with the casual insertion of a simple 'e'

Post 4

an apple tree

it's good for morale. face of adversity. best of what got. like what you get if you don't get what you like. you know, That sort of thing. ALL TOGETHER NOW!


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Post 5

beetle, return of

Hippie Parade!!!


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Post 6

Classic Krissy

e-hippy parade!


You're right tree! It works!


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Post 7

an apple tree

that's the spirit!
*e-jungle boogies* notice the lack of severed limbs?


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Post 8

Classic Krissy

I would have noticed, but I actually only e-noticed...so there could in fact be severed limbs and I would never know.


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Post 9

an apple tree

and that's the beauty of it


circumstances which sound much less threatening with the casual insertion of a simple 'e'

Post 10

Classic Krissy

well...the possibility of severed limbs is always beautiful....


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Post 11

beetle, return of

e-beautiful.


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Post 12

what you know as km

e-limb-severance.


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Post 13

an apple tree

^ e-fun for all the family


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