h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

in the midst of all the killing and skin-eating....we forgot the love

No I remembered the love, I've got it here in a big bag, care to have some?

Well it's harder to kill and eat the skin of a thing you love innit? And then we'd all go hungry and die, so really forgetting the love is nothing more than a basic survival instinct.

mmm, pass the love, man. We gots to get the love out and groovin'.

*takes ant's love from the bag and introduces it to some hip happenin toons for groovin on down to*

'nuff said. *turns on the lava lamp*

Git down
Git down
Git down
Git down

Brownie anyone?

Do they have walnuts in them?

*looks in the closet for the blacklight*

Ummmmmmm yeah... they have "walnuts" in em....sure.....

*beginning to get glassy-eyed* *giggle* Free love man! *giggle* Well...only 19.95 for your first three installments! *giggle* *watching walls shimmy*

'Walls Shimmy'?

What a strange nickname, Krissy.

Very strange indeed.

Perhaps she means "Walls Shimmy" the new show on the telly.

Groovy man

perhaps she means that we're all soooo bad dancers that she would prefer to dance with the WALLS than eny of US...wellll...

I would be worried if the wals started dancing back.

i would be worried if an elephant started running at me with great speed with a must-impale-on-tusk-type glint in it's large elephant eye

As well you should be. *dancing with the walls and driven-to-impale elephants* This big one here looks quite testy! *falling happily over the couch*

Did you know that there are different colors on your ceiling???

That's not the ceiling, those are my shoes.

ahhhhhhh...*nodding slightly* That would explain why my nose hurts then...

There is no need to be rude.

*shuffles off in search of socks*