h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

are Bike Stacks??

you know.. stacks..... of bikes.

Are you SURE??? or are you just saying that because that's what it sounds like it should be?

*nods informativly*

Ah, well, thank you.

But of course. Will madam require anything else this evening?

Of course it's tree, so it could mean anything, but bike stacks are those incidents in which you stack your bike. Not stack as in one on top of the other but stack as in crash in a knee-grazing, teeth gnashing confusion of pain and metal and rubber. Like a distracted 13-year old might do into an innocent passer-by.

Or it could be, you know, a -er- a stack of, um, bikes, as it were.

And the world remains muddled.

*moans and clutches her head*

You know, I'm beginning to have my suspicions about the validity of my title as Queen of the Universe as opposed to tree's portion. You have to understand, she wrote about bike stacks shortly before I got stacked by a bike. I have never, ever been stacked by a bike before. Particularly from behind without warning.

I suspect that tree actually has the ability to see into the future and hasn't let the other half of The Queen of the Universe know.

I think bike stacks should be something you have for breakfast.

With blueberries?

Oh yes, and syrup.

And anchovies???

You are one sick crunchy puppy.

I even have a t-shirt that says so.

I thought you didn't like t-shirts.

she doesn't like them for BREAKFAST...because "strands of cotton get stuck in yer teeth and yer pickin at em all day an lookin like a right anti-atractiveinpublicist and That can't be good for business - that can't be good for Anybody"

I thought that was popcorn.

No no no.. I don't like WEARING t-shirts. It doesn't mean I don't own them. I own several of them and go about not wearing them with a violence and determination that would make your head spin.

*head spins predictably*