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Classic Krissy Started conversation May 25, 2000
You didn't really break your monitor and now won't be around will you because I NEED you right now and you didn't really DID YOU??
*begins to hyperventalate*
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an apple tree Posted May 30, 2000
noooooooo...no that was a cunning aversion scheme so that you wouldn't that i've actually caught a rather embaressing desease and must spend the majority of my time being sponge bathed by wrinkley people who smell like three day old cigarette butts. not at all. thing.
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Classic Krissy Posted May 30, 2000
Phew!! I was WORRIED there for a minute. When these leathery, smokey people sponge bathe you, do you at least get to play with a rubber duckie?
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Akasword Posted May 31, 2000
If you changed one letter in that last word, that whole sentance takes on a TOTALLY different meaning.
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Classic Krissy Posted May 31, 2000
few?
It doesn't change the meaning THAT much.
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Classic Krissy Posted May 31, 2000
Ohhhh the LAST word.
dockie? What the hell's a dockie?
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Akasword Posted Jun 1, 2000
it's a cute little dock, DUH!
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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 2, 2000
Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbeyville!
Homer & Bart: EAT MY SHORTS!!!!
Flanders: Yes! Eat ALL of our shirts!
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Akasword Posted Jun 3, 2000
sorry, but knowing Bart, I don't even want to be in the same city as his shorts, much less put them in my mouth, nor chew, nor swallow.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 5, 2000
And we know from the episode where Sideshow Bob tries to get all TV cut of by using a bomb that oftentimes Bart doesn't even WEAR drawers.
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Akasword Posted Jun 6, 2000
Thanks, I really didn't need that little thought running around in my head.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 6, 2000
Yes you did. Admit it. You were PRAYING for it.
I know because I know everything. hah.
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Akasword Posted Jun 7, 2000
YOU DO?
Oh, master, I have so many questions.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 8, 2000
Ask away, grasshopper.
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Akasword Posted Jun 9, 2000
ok, master, if Stevie Wonder is blind, love is blind, God is love, does that mean that Stevie Wonder is God?
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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 9, 2000
Yes. I can give you the name of some good churches if you like.
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Akasword Posted Jun 11, 2000
but I don't wear dark glasses or play the piano.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 12, 2000
You don't have to. You just have to dedicate your entire existance to one who does.
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