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Holey Smoke BATMAN!
Classic Krissy Started conversation May 3, 2000
This is, may I say, a sizable diversion from your other homepage examples.
I LIKE IT!!! I have never had maurauding underpants, but I DO like chickens.
How are you holding up sweetie? 
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an apple tree Posted May 4, 2000
then you're halfway there!!
*puts on power suit*
GET THIS GIRL SOME MAURAUDING UNDERPANTS!!!
AND SOME KRILL FOR THE BOY, WHILE YOU"RE AT IT!!!
*has a cigarette holder*
Holey Smoke BATMAN!
Classic Krissy Posted May 4, 2000
OOoooo! Are you talking to monkey butlers? Because if you are I'd like a daquerie. A strawberry one.
WITH teeny little umbrella.
Holey Smoke BATMAN!
an apple tree Posted May 5, 2000
*puts on power hat*
I NEED A STRAWBERRY DAQUERIE FOR THE LADY IN RED!!
*WITH* A POWER UMBRELLA!!
*NOT* POWERFUL IN SIZE!!...UNLESS OF COURSE YOU CONSIDER teeny TO BE QUITE A POWERFUL SIZE!!!...WHICH I SUPPOSE IT IS!!!...IF THINGS THAT ARE CUTE HAVE INFLUENCE OVER YOU!!! WHICH THEY SO OFTEN DO IN THESE OVER-AMPLIFIED TIMES!!!
ON THE DOUBLE!!!
*puts down palm cards*
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