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Post 1

beetle, return of

Hmm, i came round today to see little Kate, only to find that the awards have gone missing. What to do? It's all about cost effective fake furriers now, istn't it. I mean, you acedentally kill one mithological creature and wham! the world falls apart into one large custard. What's the point, i ask. Where is the fun in individual jello servings when the cows are in the barn playing Twister?


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Post 2

an apple tree

well....you take the jello and mix it in with the cows n the twister................where's the fun?


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Post 3

beetle, return of

exactly.


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Post 4

an apple tree

mmm...precisement


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Post 5

beetle, return of

Verbosity.


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Post 6

an apple tree

tautology


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Post 7

beetle, return of

q.e.d.


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Post 8

an apple tree

gneh!!
HIT me with that u.a.b*!


*unidentifiable acronym bastard


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Post 9

beetle, return of

*feels bastardy*


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Post 10

an apple tree

it's the acronym i take offense to. who knows What it's reeeally saying to me?
QUIET! eediot-dog!


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Post 11

beetle, return of

It's latin. Now i'm gonna have to look it up again.


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Post 12

Spartus

Quad Erat Demonstratum. It's the snooty way of saying, "I'm really, really right and you're really, really wrong," and then thumbing your nose at them and making nasty farting noises.

Much more polite, or something. So they say.


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Post 13

beetle, return of

Heh, i don't have to look things up when i have Justin.


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Post 14

Classic Krissy

He's a justictionary.


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Post 15

an apple tree

mmm...ovulicious


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