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what you know as km Started conversation Jan 11, 2000
Hiya tree, how are ya?
I thought you should know that Spartus is spreading nasty rumors about you.
(Probably.)
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JJJHowqua Posted Jan 11, 2000
Ohhh, is he? I haven't heard them!
Tell me tell me tell me!
Oh, as long as tree doesn't mind. Do you, tree?
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what you know as km Posted Jan 11, 2000
Oh, I haven't heard them yet either. But I'm really looking forward to them.
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JJJHowqua Posted Jan 11, 2000
Oh well in that case we're just goign to have to wait until he turns up. Should be soon, with a little luck.
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Spartus Posted Jan 11, 2000
*comes back in with a notepad*
Er, sorry, I could only make up a few. Was busy.
Um, I heard that JJJJJ has...um...hang on one, can't read my own writing....
er...
er...
*time passes*
arms! Yes! JJJJJ has arms!
Top THAT!
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Spartus Posted Jan 11, 2000
Um, I meant tree, not JJJJJ.
Although it's possible they both have arms.
Details are unclear at this point, though.
*goes off to fiddle with spy satellites*
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Classic Krissy Posted Jan 14, 2000
*fiddles with Spartus' spy satalites from her spy satalites*
Hmmm? What? This?
Oh...just.....going to...barbeque...or something...
*wanders off whistling*
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JJJHowqua Posted Jan 14, 2000
Tree has ARMS? Are you serious? Wow! This I just have to spread.
Don't think you can't get away with saying I have arms, S. There are going to be severe repercussions of that. 
*accidently runs into Spartus' spy satellites*
*accidently, you understand*
Whoops, what's this bit? Uh-oh that big dishy bit just fell off. I wonder what it does? Hope it wasn't important. Sorry.
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Spartus Posted Jan 15, 2000
I guess the technicians took "low earth orbit" really seriously. Or you've got a really big ladder.
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JJJHowqua Posted Jan 15, 2000
No, no, I can fly, you see. I can! Really! See?
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Okay, maybe not, but I try.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jan 17, 2000
OOOOOOooooorrr...maybe we all live in very small padded rooms, and are making all of this up anyway.
*presses a button on her spy satalites and follows Spartus through the room*
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- 1: what you know as km (Jan 11, 2000)
- 2: JJJHowqua (Jan 11, 2000)
- 3: what you know as km (Jan 11, 2000)
- 4: JJJHowqua (Jan 11, 2000)
- 5: Spartus (Jan 11, 2000)
- 6: what you know as km (Jan 11, 2000)
- 7: Spartus (Jan 11, 2000)
- 8: Spartus (Jan 11, 2000)
- 9: Classic Krissy (Jan 14, 2000)
- 10: JJJHowqua (Jan 14, 2000)
- 11: Spartus (Jan 15, 2000)
- 12: JJJHowqua (Jan 15, 2000)
- 13: Classic Krissy (Jan 17, 2000)
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