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Classic Krissy Started conversation Nov 3, 1999
Prepare yourself! I am going to post on your page! ready.....set.....
NOW!
Haha. I would like to say that the sound of one pig fainting would probably be something like a soft thud, but that's assuming the pig wasn't already lying down for some reason. I thank you for your journal entry dedication to me and I would just like to say whizzleshupfat.
Hello.
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an apple tree Posted Nov 5, 1999
soft thud, you say.......i, personally prefer, a more prominant thud which is the result of a much larger pig, though i must admit, it Is necessary, in this day and age to have a pig ready to faint for all occasions.
you are in a crowded elevator, can't have over-sized pigs fainting willy nilly wherever they please - td make an awful mess
you are out on an impressive and rather stylish yacht, you don't want to go around advertising your lack of pork in front of the sort of impressive and rather stylish people who wear polo shirts, stark white shorts and those strange shoes that people who own impressive and stylish yachts wear. no. what you need there is a good sturdy medium-large pig that you've trained to faint on-call.
mm..it's best to have a range..
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 7, 1999
TWO awards????! I feel fantastical! That is so cool I'm going to SQUEEZE THESE ORANGES!!!
*squeezes maniacally* HAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHA!
"Now, I'll just reach in and pull out my legs.....and now, I'll pull my arms out with my face!"
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