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$u$ Started conversation Oct 16, 1999
Resistance is useless! 
You don't mind if I just... *stretch... pluck with teeth... munch... munch...*
Maybe just one more... *munch... crunch... slurp*
'sus 
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an apple tree Posted Oct 16, 1999
well if you insist on going round eating me, you could at Least thave the courtesy to tell me if i'm juicy, crisp and flavoursome..
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$u$ Posted Oct 17, 1999
Have you ever considered a career as... erm...
...a bottle of cider?!?
Juicy, crisp and flavoursome? Well, let me just try one more...
...maybe just another one then...
'sus
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