h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

G'Day Bob, nice to meet you. Care to join me for an or two?

I'll be there in a minute Steve

question to ask,. Do you remember that daft song "Doh, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden sun"? etc.....blah blah blah.
Well, we used to sing, oh never mind.

..Sound of Music .. best to ask Babette

Hi, Bob..doing housework at 5:00am is not my idea of fun...but a Man's w*rk is never done,.
So I am having a , and here's one for you,
Oh, and the hills are not alive with the sound of music, , I hate that bloody song, and as for the Deer,.. I just want dough in my pocket....

ah .. housework .. ! you have a hard life.

No,Bob..Just had to get a few things off my chest.
...Womans chests,, now thats a different kettle of ....Stop it at once, Stephen, you'll go blind!

Owned a few motor cars over the years, did my own servicing as well. But,man, I d greasing the nipples.......doesn't get better than that!

have I been out for three weeks?

NIPPLES! absolutely ! I jusht love them

.. have one as well?? a I mean?

...Did someone mention and ....????


Hold on Bob... I'm a ing to your place...s look out...Steve's on the way.....

there's an for you Steve with some luck there's more than one even

Bob, can't talk as I'm swimming like mad thru The Indian Ocean, and there's a Great White about 2 Metres behind me, and gaining fast.

Do you want to see a guy on water??...cos that's what I'm about to do right now.......It just tried to bite me....Keep the s cold...........

..... Steve ..?? ...... Steve..??

this does not sound good.. in fact there is no sound at all.

mmmff...mmfff...I'm inside a whale somewhere down in the Antarctic....Plenty of ice here, but no drinks to put it in.....

inside a what, Steve? inside a wh ?? a mammal fish with an alcohol problem, or a posh beer sort with letters too many??
you really shouldn't stay in there!

Just surfaced, Bob, gasping for air and an or two or a dozen.
Believe me, Jonah must have done it tough, cos there ain't no beer inside a whale....Just bloody plankton!!!!!

Sorry Steve, I was trying to catch your whale .. never found the ing animal

Hiya Bob, I have just gotten home. putting my feet up, cold in one hand, ciggy in the other, and watching The Third Test...Bliss and

.. I was away for a few days ..

travel makes thirsty

Bob, talking about makes for thirsty work! You have been away for a while then.