h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, I was sitting in the pub last night, waiting for Toc as we were going to see Harry Potter. When she turns up she promptly supplies me with a talking Basil Brush! Basil Brush I ask you! And he even says "Hello, hello, hello" and "Boom, Boom!"
Its my own fault really, for nearly wetting myself with excitement when he appeared for two minutes on Children in Need this year. In my defence I had had a few drinks by then. I wonder, does this make me Mr. Munchkin?
Anyhoo, in other news saw Harry Potter (not bad, but a bit rushed through, needs to be less faithful to the book me thinks!) and bought tickets for the first night of The Two Towers. Quite possibly the best night of my life.


Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ....................Boom, Boom!

I've got a talking Pikachu, who says things like pika, pika, pika and pikachooooooooooo.

Drives H mad

I can see that.
He also says "Give us a cuddle." "Give us a jellybaby" and does the whole laugh thing. Only the Boom, Boom is on a seperate paw squeeze, so you can drag it out as long as you want. This could be even more fun than the Gordon the Gopher I've had for years that used to make a hell of a racket when I was drunk.

OH NO!!!!! NOT BAZIL!!!

Must have a serious talk to that Toc woman..

Not my fault, he leapt out at me as I was passing Toys R Wotsit!

You do realise that if that bazil gets left out on palin sight terrible things will occur when alcohol is applied??!??!?!?!?!!

think of what has happened to GtG!

I'm more worried that a candidate for best night of Munchkin's Life was supplied by a noisy fluffy thing with batteries & two sets of Cinema Tickets!

Sorry luv, but that's just the Munckin all over...

Hmm, but he wouldn't be Munchkin otherwise

What's this I see you Off to Dundee?

Bossman got ra job. So I'm fixin' to move to Dundee too!

Not till summer, but even so, Its summat to look forward too....

You pleased then?

Looks like you may escape up there before us!

What gave it away?
No definate plans for the move, but June sounds about right I think.
Now I just need to sort out whether I need to transfer to Dundee Uni etc etc. Ho hum


Departmental X-mas Party tonight....!

What gave it away?
No definate plans for the move, but June sounds about right I think.
Now I just need to sort out whether I need to transfer to Dundee Uni etc etc. Ho hum


Departmental X-mas Party tonight....!

Christmas Party!!! In November!!!!

Mrs V bought me a talking Timmy from South Park for Valentine's Day. He says "Timmy!" and "Timmy?" and "Tiiiimy" and "Ayayayayayayaytimmy!!!!"









I'm not saying that's *why* we split up, but......

Munchkin...gie's a brek man. It's like the last week in November, and getting a room for 100 odd folks at short notice ain't easy!

And not even a hangover....just large numbers of aches and pains from danceing like a loon for five hours straight...Am I getting old?

No1 son has Kenny who mumbles when his hand is squeezed. Pikachu goes on talking spasmodically for 15 minutes after his paw is squeezed.

Just when H thinks silence is going to resume this little voice goes pika..... pika! It's so cute.

Boom! Boom!

There is a certain persons Clanger that lives in my front room and is forever being heard, so certain people really shouldn't throw stones.