A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Aug 21, 2000
You just ate my apology...that's quite mean...
*finds a dorrito and writes an apology on it before giggling again*
mmphm hhumph mmmmumph
*passes Wumbeevil another Dorrito with a message written on it*
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Aug 21, 2000
I would get huge objections if there were no veg alternative, especially as I buy/eat meat only about once a fortnight. I get huge objections if there isn't meat on the menu too... cannot win.
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 21, 2000
*notices Dorrito*
Objection! Objection! I've eaten many things in my time, cat food, dinosaur, etc. but this just takes the biscuit. Am I really expected to eat a genuine Dorrito? This is just an example of fairy's infairyanity to man. What next? Twiglets?
*Reads apology and feels very foolish*
Ah that's better normality returns. Ændr, can I have some of your delicious food. As I've completely forgotten the menu, you can set anything down in front of me.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Aug 21, 2000
You weren't supposed to want to eat real food that was the plan...besides they were the blue ones and no-one eats them
Besides Twiglets are good...they have marmite and stick and stick and marmite
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 21, 2000
Would anyone believe me if I said,'Three weeks ago I saw an eight foot twiglet, in the middle of a Legalise It demo, right next to some huge sandcastles, in Glasgow City Centre.'?
'Why is it something you're likely to say?' OK, I got down on my knees and begged for that one.
Why am I not supposed to eat real food? I'm down to a trim 24 stone now, and Vanessa Feltz keeps ringing me to suggest I buy her old frocks.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Aug 22, 2000
*still giggling*
mmph ummmph ermmph hmmmph uuummph
*hands Wumbeevil another note carefully written on celery*
Vroooooooooooooooooooooom
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 22, 2000
Well, well, well it's not often I'm made to feel like a gourmet. Thanks folks.
*Eats Egon Ronay*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Aug 22, 2000
Not quite gourmet yet, hold on...
*sprinkles paisley over Wumbeevil's head*
there you go much better
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Aug 23, 2000
Sorry wrong pot
*removes small Irish bloke*
Err this might work
*hands Wumbeevil a 70's paisley jacket*
And don't eat it
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 23, 2000
*looking suspicious before walking in with his new glasses 
*
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Aug 25, 2000
tonight we have strawberries in strawberry jelly
and milk chocolate buttons
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Aug 25, 2000
WOW!!! This place is good, jelly and chocolate and both on the same night...I'm so impressed
Can I have some of both please?
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 25, 2000
Who ate the chocolate buttons? I needed them as contacts to stop me going blind from this 70s paisley jacket?
*sticks a strawberry in each eye*
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Aug 26, 2000
orange, lemon and lime slices in layers of orange, lemon and lime jelly.
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- 41: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Aug 21, 2000)
- 42: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Aug 21, 2000)
- 43: Menza (Aug 21, 2000)
- 44: Wumbeevil (Aug 21, 2000)
- 45: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Aug 21, 2000)
- 46: Wumbeevil (Aug 21, 2000)
- 47: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Aug 22, 2000)
- 48: Menza (Aug 22, 2000)
- 49: Wumbeevil (Aug 22, 2000)
- 50: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Aug 22, 2000)
- 51: Wumbeevil (Aug 23, 2000)
- 52: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Aug 23, 2000)
- 53: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 23, 2000)
- 54: Menza (Aug 23, 2000)
- 55: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Aug 25, 2000)
- 56: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Aug 25, 2000)
- 57: Menza (Aug 25, 2000)
- 58: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Aug 25, 2000)
- 59: Wumbeevil (Aug 25, 2000)
- 60: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Aug 26, 2000)
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