h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry BS need to hit the road now, but as I'm driving myself I think I'll pass on the as well as the |_| Sorry.

ta ta...

would i ever treat it with disrespect?

how are you BS... not seen you in a while....

I'm good FC . W*** has kept me off regular contact for the last couple of days . It was nice to catch up with DD briefly though.

How are you?

not bad at all... though unfortunately the nasty w-word is going to take me from here soon : (

I'M AN ARCHANGEL EVERYONE!!!! *flies uncontrollably round the room, making Kes and BS duck to prevent being hit by her wings*

What! Already! Congratulations.
... and richly deserved, if I may say so.
Looks like I missed seeing the event - never mind. You can show me the photos sometime.
This calls for champagne. *POP*
YYYYYYYYY s all round!

Splendid idea Congrats FC.

YY Cheers.

*calms down as she remebers last time she went flying in the F&F*

*sigh* w*rk calling... keep one of those Y for me.. i'll get it when i reach w*rk....

*Kes picks a golden feather out of his drink*
Never a dull moment, eh?

It all happens here in the F&F .

*Looks at the departing FC.*

How *does* she get out of the door with those wings.

It's one of those lady angel things - you just don't ask.
Another whisky?

Rolf Harris is set to become a clubber's icon and score a massive dance floor hit after signing a deal with a cool dance and rap label.



I don't know. I really don't.

Whisky? Don't mind if I do.

Sometimes it is what one doesn't know that causes more problems that what one does - especially if one doesn't know what one doesn't know, which, of course, one doesn't, but one doesn't know one doesn't.

One whisky - there.

A little early in my day for whisky , I'll stick to the Y. It's never too early for that .

"Whisky, where? Oh there," types a man who is not bright enough to realise he is not bright enough to realise he is not bright enough to be bright enough to find where there is.

Can't believe this is my first visit to the F&F

Welcome. if you can't believe you're here - you're probably in the right place.
A drink? A pint of warm, flat english bitter, perhaps?
*Salivates at the thought*

Oi, good English beer is neither warm nor flat, it just doesn't have all the taste chilled out of it and contain so much CO2 that you instantly bloat .

So that's three pints of Bateman's, then?
OK - sorry , but gotta go RW. BCNU

OK time for that lunchtime .

hey... um... i'm kinda new around here and totally lost.... um... i dont even really know how i got here....

is anyone there? (my man-eating nature will show itself just as soon as i've got this thing sorted....) um... whats the thing in the subject by the way? 37?

i take it this is the local... well, can i have a long vodka please? um... barman?