h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks menza!
Tune dedicated to the fact I've got to help these spotty shed theives to load their trucks tonite!

Just so long as I can have Remedy by The Black Crowes for tomorrow.

Not sure I know this number, the only BC tune I can remember is Hard To Handle - which I liked enough to purchase for my small collection of records.

Aha, so this is where you're hiding...thought you could outwit me eh?

I've never even heard of the Black Crows but I'm sure they're wonderful. I'm in a good mood because after six hours of swearing my computer works again and I have free internet access, woohoo!

Tomorrow can we have the Surfin USA thing by the Beach Boys, please, I promise to only fake surf a little bit?

BTW, seen as how Zarniroop started this thread does that mean he's in charge again? hmmmmm

Please follow link on my home page, if you wish to know more.

Well I alwasy thought the owner of the article owned the forums under that article.

I have a two-part question:
(a) Did anyone else see the Oasis concert on Sky One last night?
And if so:
(b) Did anyone else think Liam was off his face?

Sorry I missed it, but it wouldn't surprise me.

They're both always drunk but I didn't see the concert I was too busy being a Bond girl...may not have been entirely with it myself

So if it's the owner of the Forum that makes it you doesn't it Menza which means Mr Z can't boss me about

Btw, Mr Z do you know where Helen Notfronts gone because she was going to tell me something interesting but then she left in a hurry...I understand you're good friends with her

Sorry - I chose this as I got into a fight last nite for the first time in years! Can the beach boys be for tomorrow?

Oasis - well I was there and RKID was definitely off his face, not a bad nites work as I found some beers and got off mine too!

Don't know when Helen will be bach, sorry!

I promise to be less of a megalomaniac in this thread

Can we have some more Queen soon please?

You got in a fight? Honestly, how old are you...actually that's not that appropriate as you could be a genius 8 year old for all I know...errr *tries to think of another phrase and fails miserably so goes for the sympathy approach instead*
Awww poor you, *hands over a band aid* are you ok?

How many teeth did you knock out?

Thanks for the bandaid TB, but it's not much good on a fat lip, which is my only injury! We didn't knock out any of his teeth, only using just enough force to disuade him from having a go at us again.
Should give a brief outline of a very long story.

Inside a very nice trad ale pub with a VERY good juke box, pool table, skittles and bar billiards which are in use. Birthday party!
Act 1 Scene1
Enter Z.
much merriment
Enter Tw*t(needs no further desciption) & Wilf (very nice prop forward sort of guy) 2 work colleagues rather than friends of the birthday girl.
Tw*t starts annoying almost everyone though good humoredly to begin with, thogh gradually offending and abusing almost everyone. slightly after last orders, with many people having difficulty walking, T punches Mr S for no apparent reason, observed at very close quarters. Situation calmed down briefly. T then punches Mr Z in the mouth, Mr Z then claims he's been hit harder by girls. Wilf (hero) jumps in again and stops his 'friend', hitting anyone else for a moment. nb. Wilf has arm in sling due to bust collar bone tho still holds T quite easliy. After a short while T gets opportunities to punch two more people, Mr C & Mr c, then leaves after he realises no one wants to fight with him.
Act 2
Outside local chip shop.
Mr Z,S & c are approaching chip shop as T & wilf exit.
Words are exchanged, T tries hitting people, and wilf lets go as he's quite bored with the scenario repeating itself. T gets dragged into the road and given a neccessary light kicking by the 3 hippies, then was helped home by wilf.
Z, S & c quite stunned that they'd been in a fight!

Hmmm, a different night out.

I'm looking forward to not repeating it again in a hurry!
Any Idea which queen track Ændr would like, bearing in mind that BR was only played last week!

How about Killer Queen?

mmmmm
I rather like "who wants to live for ever" and "its a kind of magic"

How about Innuendo of Invisible Man?

no, he said I get to pick!

Sorry Ændr, but I prefered this to your choices, for obvious reasons!
Tho you did instigate the choice of artiste!

Menza, is that a queen song or an intro to a joke!
Cos If you want an Innuendo, I'll give you one!