h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pours (_)*

Here you are.

thank you

I don't feel like cooking, but nor do I feel like standing up and going into town to get something to eat

You didn't resort to ready meals did you.

Surely the Pub chef would never resort to Ready meals.

*strolls in carrying a suspicious looking flask*
Evening, evening, no for me thanks, I've just finished working on my new mad scientific formula, being a mad scientist and everything.
*takes a long swig from the flask*
*collapses on the floor, clutching at his throat*
*sprouts lots of hair and fangs, and reappears as....*

OMG it's H from Steps.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNFFFF!!!
*throws flask at wall, where it embeds itself*

*growls angrily at DD*
ME NO LIKE H FROM STEPS.

Now where is Kitty when you need him.

Strange you look just like him.

GRRRRRRRRRRRNFFFF!!!!!!
*grabs empty bottle from bar and smashes it over DD's head*

there are no ready meals in my larder

*DD slupms behind the bar*

*the hairs start to recede and he becomes less angry*

Blimey, what happened there?
How did my flask get embedded in that wall?
And where did DD go?

*Kitty was asleep until the bottle smashing disturbed him, and he's not happy about that*


mGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Urgh.



*DD collapses back on the floor*

*joanna tries to look inconspicuous*

I don't know, I go away for one simple meal and you lot cause a riot.

*DD crawls up from behind bar*

Hi Menza anything for a headache? Owww!!!