h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does the name firkin come from the book Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackery??? Just curious, nice page you've got here.......Also have you seen the mini poisonous elephants that keep running through h2g2?? its quite a sight. Every time someone catches them, they Mpe's kill them...

No a firkin is a small barrel of beer.

And sorry about the wait, I've lost track of some of the forums in here.

And as for the elephants, I haven't seen any. But it wouldn't surprise me if they are here somewhere, Even I get lost.

ah, so the book i was reading wasn't about Mrs. Firkin it was about Mrs. small barrel of beer. The mini poisoness elephants have never been seen for they kill all in their path. No one has escaped them yet..Beware. Eh, the wait is no problem, replies are at the owners convenience.................but perhaps the mini poisoness elephants aren't as tolerant.........

I think the Tentacle would probably sort them out if they came round here.

Well met. I'd like to witness it...

Just take a walk into the cellar, but dont forget the cricket bat.