h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Kitty thinks that, if sufficient and were supplied, and a nice warm cosy place to curl up for a bit, he might be willing to sit still long enough for the tip of his tail to be sketched - the rest of him wouldn't fit on a pub sign (or do justice to the dignity of a cat)*

I think, just to be obscure, it should show a cow jumoing ober the moon...

If it's any help I think there's one or two pictures of Kitty in the basement...

They're only line drawings done by ancient prehistoric artists, though.

Surely they'd only be an accurate depiction of Kitty if they were line drawings. I doubt zebra drawings, duck billed platipuss drawings or even tiger drawings would really have captured his likeness...

*Mumbles something about the fact that Richard II declared it law that all alehouses must have a sign - and traditionally they bare the arms or insignia of the local lord showing to unruly knights etc passing by whose pub it was and who they would ultimately have to answer to for any trouble caused - therefore not only promoting the local community and local lord, but also being a warning. None of which actually helps an online community or a feline and fiddle, and we seem to have a distinct lack of local lords, just a landlord...*

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