A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Researcher 100182 Posted Nov 12, 1999
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Any of you boys seen that two timing scum bucket Menz?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 12, 1999
Haven't seen him for a while... what's he been up to? Why don't you join me for a |_| and tell me all about it?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 12, 1999
Yes Venus, sit down and tell us all about it!!
Is there any 
's of Black Sheep going EV?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 12, 1999
Oh, is it self service again tonight? Okay, here we go. |_b Cheers!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 12, 1999
Sooooo.....whats the latest on the Venus twins EV ?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 12, 1999
Your guess is as good as mine, Sidney. Are we sure they're not your brother?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 12, 1999
Yep EV, I'm reasonably sure they are not my Brother, although I would'nt put it past the little bugger!!
The gender is still in question!!
Meat & two veg if you please!!!
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 12, 1999
Gosh! Sounds like there's a bit of scandal going on in the old F&F! I'll just get myself a and listen in to find out all about it! 
(Pours , sits on bar stool).
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Peregrin Posted Nov 13, 1999
Evening all. It's a bit crowded here nowadays, isn't it?
*Elbows his way to the bar, in dire need of a *
What's all this about transvestites then?
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Menza Posted Nov 13, 1999
*Staggers through cellar door, waving large wooden plank. Turns to see large tenticle trying to incircle his ankle, and batters it several times with the plank. Closes and locks the door, then staggers over to the bar. Pours a C|_/ and downs it in one*
That is the last time I go down to change the pumps.
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Mustapha Posted Nov 13, 1999
I think you misspelt 'tenticle' - there should be an 'a' or an 's' in there somewhere.
You'd better pour yourself another C|_/, mate. You'll need it after you hear what Venus in Furs has been telling us about you. 
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 13, 1999
Oh, don't give us that! You were hiding! We all know that Venus In Furs was in here earlier wanting to punish you!
Still, if you say that the barrels have been changed... (Helps self
to of Drumroll).
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 13, 1999
I meant Menz, by the way, Mustapha. You know how slow the servers are in here. In more ways than one
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Menza Posted Nov 13, 1999
*downs another C|_/*
What's she been saying?
Scratch that I don't want to know, just warn me when she comes back. I may need to hide.
*absent mindedly passes a over the bar*
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 13, 1999
Menz, you must face up to this.
Details were sketchy, but there was something about "That two-timing @#%^".
And she was sharpening the points on her cat o'nine tails.
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Mustapha Posted Nov 13, 1999
Continue to drink like that and you either won't know or won't care!
BTW, wasn't 
the bucket EV was using before?
Mustapha the enGrossing
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- 81: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 12, 1999)
- 82: Researcher 100182 (Nov 12, 1999)
- 83: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 12, 1999)
- 84: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 12, 1999)
- 85: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 12, 1999)
- 86: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 12, 1999)
- 87: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 12, 1999)
- 88: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 12, 1999)
- 89: Ormondroyd (Nov 12, 1999)
- 90: Peregrin (Nov 13, 1999)
- 91: Menza (Nov 13, 1999)
- 92: Mustapha (Nov 13, 1999)
- 93: Ormondroyd (Nov 13, 1999)
- 94: Ormondroyd (Nov 13, 1999)
- 95: Menza (Nov 13, 1999)
- 96: Ormondroyd (Nov 13, 1999)
- 97: Menza (Nov 13, 1999)
- 98: Mustapha (Nov 13, 1999)
- 99: Menza (Nov 13, 1999)
- 100: Mustapha (Nov 13, 1999)
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