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Thank you kindly. Are you on bar duty tonight, seeing as how Menzparts doesn't seem to be around at the moment?

Okay, so, two pints coming up...
Nothing like a relaxing drink. The bar's quite tonight, isn't it?

I'm back all round, sorry about that my ISP stopped responding.

Urgh! Mine keeps doing that too... must be something in the water!

I wondered why my user list keeps going up and down...

Mines been hovering around 60 people all evening.

Really? Mines been saying 50ish.. Hmm... I wonder why? Mine says 51 now, what does yours say?

55, thats a bit strange.

Hmmm, mine now says 49. Oh well, we're probably just looking at slightly different times.
Anyway, night night! Hope to talk about cups tomorrow!

Will do.

Hi there lads, lasses and spectral rodents! I've just got back after being away up north for four days and I could murder a

Welcome back, Ormondroyd! Unfortunately there's a queue for -murdering, it's over there by the window and the line for suicides. If you're thirsty, I've got a C|_/ (pitcher) of Drum Roll and a packet of peanuts (but obviously you can't drink those).


Mustapha the Slightly-Intoxicated

That pitcher will do just fine. (Picks up C|_/ of Drumroll and downs it in one).

Can I have a c|_/ too?

I reckon we'd better serve ourselves, Bluebottle. After all, we have been waiting for four hours.
(Nips behind bar, pours C|_/ for Bluebottle and for self).
Cheers!

Thanks. And I'll pour you a too!
To your health!

I'm back. Any orders?

*pours drink for self while waiting*

I'll have a |_| of coke, thanks, and a for my mate here!

Evening all. of the usual please. In fact, better make it two...

OK one |_| two and a for my sister who just watched I Still Know What You Did Last Summer and scared her self you know what less. She is now afraid to wander round the house on her own. Silly bint.