h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It took me 3 months to read all 6, and the question I was left with is "WHAT HAPPENS NOW?" So what have they gone and done? Written prequals! We want sequals, not prequals, yet I feel this might not be the conversation the other drinkers expect, so I'll have a pack of your very fine peanuts, and sit down with my book...

I can't find my book, I had to tidy up my room and now its gone missing. And it was just gettinginteresting too.

Anyway, Peanuts and Beer. What more could you want out of life?

I cannot think.

You are a true student.

By the way, before I go...
A mate of mine who I'm trying to get involved in the general H2G2 world has refused to do much until loads of different people visit her site and say "hi". So can I count on all me mates here to go to her site on U43930 and be encouraging? There's not much there, but with your help, I'm sure there soon will be.
Oh, and you're all welcome to visit my home page too...

I'm female!
and I would like some water please
no alcohol, not today thank you.
and I don't like Glenfiddich very much anyway

*draws in deep breath*

I'm going to have to go and lie down.

Hands Menz@@se some water, and lies the Mad Hatter(ess) down on the couch...


Hang on...sorry - got that wrong way around


Or did I *wink*

Dammit, gentlemen, we are are going to have to develop some form of ale that doesn't make us go blind!

My humblest apologies, madam Bumblebee, for my earlier misgendering, and to you, Mad Hattress, on behalf of the male clientele here (at least those still conscious).

Here, a pint of Drum Roll for you, Bumblebee and three-fingers of the Firkin's finest aqua vitae!

Dammit, gentlemen, we are are going to have to develop some form of ale that doesn't make us go blind!

My humblest apologies, madam Bumblebee, for my earlier misgendering, and to you, Mad Hattress, on behalf of the male clientele here (at least those still conscious).

Here, a pint of Drum Roll for you, Bumblebee and, for Aendr, three-fingers of the Firkin's finest aqua vitae!

Dear me, I really need that blind-free ale, I'm seeing double!

Message to Bluebottle - The new House Atreides book, very good as it explains the characters for those who read the other six and still didn't understand why everybody was trying to kill eachother. Incidentilly Menz@@e any of the Glenfidich going spare??

Oh there you are Wellies my love - just let me remove this mouse from my jumper and then I can apologise to you properly!

Oh so you're on-line at home these days. Looks like I'm being forced to join that elite band and fork out on the phoine bill Or was that the other mouse at work?

No I am not I am afraid - I just went to Easyeverything early and paid one pound for six hours of surfing! (Not that I surfed for six hours)

(And in semi-government departments we do not do that sort of thing with computer equipment!)

Whoops! I'm sorry, I got the number wrong earlier. I aplogise!

The CORRECT number is U43940. Thanks for those who went and saw nothing, my typo.

So Wellies, you a Dune fan too, then???

Yep big fan - excuse me a moment will you.......

Lochy, In goverment circle's we do and oooh its great

Right, sorry about that Bluebottle or may I call you Blue? According to Herbert Jnr they know exactly where his dad was heading after the sixth book, although I quite like the idea of an omnipotent gardener. Still it would be nice to know what the honoured matres are afraid of - mind you "I must not fear, fear is the little death. Fear is the mind killer. I will face my fear...........

Mustafa: thanks for food and apologises & drinks are accepted
Had to rush out there for a minute, - emergent call from home, the little bumble came home from scool with fever and snotty nose.

Bluebotle: I used the airvent in the corner.

-B-

Can I get up now?

And can I have some milk?

For my cat

I left him outside

I didn't think you'd want him in here

____RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!___

he's a bit thirsty

and maybe hungry too

two cows of milk please.
and a glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale.
(If you only have the Schweppes variety, then you need to improve your stock drastically- as with most pubs I wander into, if you have the one I like, then I'll frequent here more often)

Here have as much milk as you like, just keep the cat away from me.