A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
Themetune from "The Wacky Races"
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 12, 2003
*grins*
Theres also a 
to throw at you too 
Are you going to the London meet btw? You've still never told me your reasons for hating musicians.
See now are you just going to be generally dastardly or are you going to have a small dog and be actually called Dastardly?
Themetune from "The Wacky Races"
Wumbeevil Posted Jan 13, 2003
Rassin frassin no
What's this with the green fairy bit? Did you get busted by the fairy council and forced to retake good magic 101? Were people associating you with that weirdo Peter Pan? Did you get put in the wash with a pair of green denims? Did you get seasick on Noddy's little smuggling boat?
Do tell. Like a laboratory 
, I'm all ears.
Themetune from "The Wacky Races"
Philosophicus Pissarticus Posted Jan 13, 2003
"She was saying that she thought she could get well again if children believed in fairies.
. . . . 'If you believe,' he shouted to them, 'clap your hands; don't let Tink die.'"
Themetune from "The Wacky Races"
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 14, 2003
WUMBEEVIL! Or is it Mutley in disguise? How are ya? Thought you had disappeared into a bottle of Buckie!
HEY PP! I totally, absolutely believe in fairies, I just wish i had a garden so they could live at the bottom of it! I also have no colour prejudice when it comes to the little magic creatures, but not sure if green is a healthy colour!
Tink! I doubt I'm going to the meet, haven't made one yet! Also working the next few weekends in wales!!
And you should know better than to expect answer to those sort of questions!
*tries to think of a suitable tune to honour the return of booneristic speetle....fails*
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 21, 2003
Is that loud enough for you Wumb?
Why no sleep anyway?
Z
I've Been drinking Again - Jeff Beck group
Wumbeevil Posted Jan 22, 2003
Ah thank you Mr Z, music to my ears after they were assaulted by the weedy Corrs, amongst others, earlier today. There must be some Human Rights thing about getting forced to listen to Radio 2 
Why no sleep? Sleep gives you piles, man. Just ask yourself what do all piles sufferers have in common? That's right, at one time or other they've all been asleep. Just doze off for a minute 
and those evil botty grape fairies 
appear and cast all sorts of spells at your botty. Then you leap out of bed and 
...it feels like you've been at a celebrity pool party. I thought a sophisticatit c**t like yourself would have known that. Look, they've even put up a smiley on that H2G2 thingy which resembles the view you get if you stand over a mirror after the pile fairies have visited 
I think Tink is trying to get some sponsorship to pay for all these expensive trips to Nodnol. You watch, any day now she'll turn into the Green Flag Fairy and charge a fortune for straightening little broken down fairies' wings when they're stuck on the hard shoulder of the M1.
Wales eh? Enjoy the rain, and send me a 
card.
...now where's this meet page?
Ciggerettes and Alcohol - Oasis
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 22, 2003
Hey Mr W,
Looking for references to radio 2 in the geneva convention and various United Nations documentation, no luck so far but i'll drop Mary Robinson a line, tho she may be a wogan fan so might not be very helpfull to our cause.
Maybe some fairy magic 
might be of more assistance, unless she's too busy pulling off people on the hard shoulder of the M1!
Z.
Ciggerettes and Alcohol - Oasis
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 22, 2003
Tink!
maybe i shud that last post as i meant pulling people off the hard shoulder! Not what i wrote i know but hilarious comedy that i'm sure wumbee would approve of!
Z.
Too drunk to muck - Dead Kennedys
Wumbeevil Posted Jan 24, 2003
Ah I see the advantages in this jukebox, I tried to play Tequila Sunrise to maintain the theme and it poured a bucket of hamster droppings over my head, automatically notified the Twain Squad that I was a suspected C&W listener, and told me to try again.
Now where were we? Oh yes, on the hard shoulder of the M1. After that posting I strongly suspect that the botty grape fairies may be paying you a visit Mr Z. I also resent the implication that Tink has joined the Eastenders faction of the fairy world and don't find it remotely funny.
..prrp...
..
....prrrrrp
....
Movin' swiftly on. Howsabout if we tip-off Dubya that Radio 2 is a weapon of mass disruption? Do you think he'd "persecute" Wogan? It worked with Jimmy Young when Delta Force snatched him off his studio commode
a few weeks ago.
Too drunk to muck - Dead Kennedys
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 24, 2003
If they had a pouting fairy smiley I'd be using it....
*pouts*
Hummph! What kind of fairy do you think I am???
And no I wasn't on the hard shoulder of the M1 doing anything! I've been on holiday not bouncing up mountains but looking sadly at them whilst being sick in my hotel 
Super Furry Animals - "The Man Don't Give A Fork" (I think that's what it's called...)
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2003
You're allergic to mountains? 
Half Man Half Biscuit - "Turn A Blind Eye"
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2003
Then what?
Andy Stewart - For These Are My Mountains
Wumbeevil Posted Jan 24, 2003
Aha! A bug in the jukebox.
Allergy to mountains is a well known condition EV, the medical term is baywatchophobia.
Tink, what I want to know is, how can you look at mountains while you're on the porcelain phone? Is this ?
The Shamen - Move Any Mountain
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2003
Maybe she was being sick over the balcony.
The Shamen - Move Any Mountain
Wumbeevil Posted Jan 24, 2003
Well that's not very fairylike is it? Anymore of that and Tink will be made Slash's fairy godmother.
All the Ducks Are Swimming In the water
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 24, 2003
I'm allergic to Penicillin? 
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Wumbeevil Posted Jan 25, 2003
I'm assured that there are now a wide range of penicillin-free cocktails available. Might I take the liberty bodice of recommending a Buckfast Sunrise for milady's malady?
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 28, 2003
You can but theres not a chance I'll drink it! I saw the kinda cocktails you make at Alton towers remember, minging does not cover it!
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Themetune from "The Wacky Races"
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- 24: Philosophicus Pissarticus (Jan 13, 2003)
- 25: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Jan 14, 2003)
- 26: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Jan 21, 2003)
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- 30: Wumbeevil (Jan 24, 2003)
- 31: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 24, 2003)
- 32: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 24, 2003)
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- 34: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 24, 2003)
- 35: Wumbeevil (Jan 24, 2003)
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- 37: Wumbeevil (Jan 24, 2003)
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