A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
THE 'ULTIMATE' PUB JUKEBOX
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Started conversation Nov 29, 2002
*Zarni appears thru the doors wheeling a very large crate....he proceeds to unwrap it to reveal a very big shiny thing with a little display and lots of shiny buttons*
*clears his throat*
OK everyone! this is the new model slect-o-mat 'Ultimate' Pub Juke Box MkII! It's very user friendly and will play any request from the know universe! Equipped with a sub-etha reciever and a memory the size of a small moon, it never needs new tunes loaded and will reliably play all your favorites! It's maintenance free and comes with a 10billion year guarntee! A popular feature is the big pointy arrow thing that points at the person who selected the particular tune that is playing! Share and Enjoy!
*puts his fave pub jukebox tune on and turns to leave*
Oh, I just remembered! For some reason it won't play anything by Picture House! The technical people are working on this but they've got a lot of work on at the moment, replacing the "very" pointy arrows off the (pre-moderation)MKI after several complaints from perforated clients!
*Zarni leaves quietly as the intro of Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple starts emanating from the Juke Box!*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 1, 2002
Hmmph 
*waits for Mr Z to leave and then creeps over to the juke box to switch it back to Kylie* 
Yey! Quality 
music
Does the old thread still exist?
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Dec 1, 2002
*comes into the room and starts bopping*
Ohhh! Cool, did I ever mention that Kylie once smiled at me and said "Hello!". I nearly fainted!
I see Tinkerbell has found the old thread! Please consider that thread redundant and upgraded here!
I've also discovered another small 'bug' in this new jukebox! It won't play anything by or with the word S-Club in it!
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Half-Man Half-Biscuit __ Slipknot went to rome to meet the Pope!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 1, 2002
...And the Pope said to his aide....
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 1, 2002
*starts to sing, realises she'll need to swear and stops herself*
YOu met Kylie???
OMG!
*squeals then faints*
Half-Man Half-Biscuit __ Slipknot went to Rome to meet the Pope!
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Dec 1, 2002
....WHO THE 
ARE SLIPKNOT....
Just remebered how the 'ol Jukebox thread used to work!!
Look ^^^
I wouldn't exactly say I met her! More a sort of almost bumped into her on stage for the Brits rehearsals! She was just wearing jeans and a jumper, but she looked gorgeous! I would have bumped into her if I hadn't swooned the other way!
Z. 
Half-Man Half-Biscuit __ Slipknot went to Rome to meet the Pope!
Chantywrassler Two pounds a month and you too can be a CNUT Posted Dec 6, 2002
Ha! I'm going to see Kylie at Hogmanay. 
True, she may have changed her name to Absolut Kylie, but everyone needs a sponsor these days. As for the passing resemblance to a Glaswegian granny with no teeth and size 24 joggers, well if it stops the jukebox gestapo swooning at her feet then that's OK by me.
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Jukeboxennrecordplayenmachinen, eh Mr Z? I didn't fight for your freedom in two world wars so you could do what you like. No, I wore white feathers and got savagely attacked by German swantroopers - still can't walk right.
Oh yeah, I knew I'd came over here for some reason......
*unplugs the jukebox and pops it onto the back of a team of well-trained tortoises. Leaps on top and dangles a piece of limp lettuce in front of them and heads off in the general direction of the nearest landfill*
Oh the deadjuke stage is a'rollin' on over the plains, with his bumcheeks flappin', the driver is crackin' the drains.....
Theme from "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly"
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Dec 6, 2002
*Arrives just in time to block the door and turn round the tortoise*
Right Chanty!! Hands up and stand against the wall!
we know who the good one in here is, and we all know i ain't the prettiest! So u must be the Bad!
Keep yr hands where I can see 'em!
I'll show u how this juke box is better and newer and shinier than the old one! You Varmin you!
Z.
Theme from "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly"
Chantywrassler Two pounds a month and you too can be a CNUT Posted Dec 6, 2002
*puts hands up and velcros himself to the flock wallpaper to maintain an upright position. *
As the reincarnated turkey said, "Curses foiled again"
Well thar Kincaid ah sure is as ugly as a rose that's passed thru a constipated horse so ah cain't bay that thar bad 'un. Look ahsa wearin' missy Aguilera's chaps, ah stole them right after ah shot her so ah cain't bay all bad.
Bit ma granpappy, he gave me tha middle name of Reasonable (we wuz that type a family), so go raht ahead and pit yurr case fur this here jukebox bein' better than ra good ole Edison.
Theme from "The Great Escape"
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Dec 6, 2002
Now there Chanty me old chap! Relax!
This is a multi function, mood enhancing and testing self configured infini-dem select-o-mat II !! What more do I need to say?
Apart from the interesting bugs in the program, which happen to make it not play anything that is really crap (Still woprking on that picture house bug!) I'm quite happy with it!
Goes to show ya don't it!
If somethings free, people think it's not worth having!!
Z.
Theme from "The Great Escape"
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Dec 6, 2002
And don't forget the new improved pointy thing!
Theme from "The Great Escape"
Chantywrassler Two pounds a month and you too can be a CNUT Posted Dec 6, 2002
Relax! That's easy for you to say Mr Z, after all you were Holly johnson in a previous life, but I'm stuck fast to this flock wallpaper. If I try and tear myself free I'll end up looking like some sort of Dr Who monster -cyberindianrestaurantman or something.
OK, OK I heard that. Who said, "What's new"?
Just to test your new-fangled jukebox, would you mind putting on QOTSA's Glitterband-feat-DonnaSummeresque Do It Again to see if it plays?
Queens of The Stone Age "Feel good hit for the summer"
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Dec 6, 2002
Is this the one you meant Chanty?
If so what is that weird one that I ain't ever tried?
BTW that wallpaper suits you, it should also help improve the Buckfast donations me thinks!
Z.
Motorhead - The Ace of Spades
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 8, 2003
*wipes some dust off the jukebox and enters a number*
Something load to upset the natives!
Z
Motorhead - The Ace of Spades
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 8, 2003
Ooooooooh I love this song
*dances round*
Hi Mr Z *hugs*
Motorhead - The Ace of Spades
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 8, 2003
Hi Green Fairy!
Glad u like this one! Feel free to choose yr own! Just type the title in the Subject heading and bop along!
Z.
Picturehouse - Sunshine
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 10, 2003
*sniggers*
Well you did say...
:-p
*suggets he clicks on her name title if he still doesn't understand but has a deep suspicion that not only will he understand he'll also throw something*
Themetune from "The Wacky Races"
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 10, 2003
Drat and Double Drat!
*Throws a Snowball at Green Fairy*
GRRRRRRRR!
Themetune from "The Wacky Races"
Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 10, 2003
I thought you of all people would get the reference to Kylie
*hugs*
Sorry, but it was too tempting!
*throws 
back*
Ooh can I be Penelope Pitstop and drive round in a shiny pink car?
Themetune from "The Wacky Races"
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 10, 2003
of course you can tink! as long as i can be dastardly!
weather!
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- 1: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Nov 29, 2002)
- 2: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 1, 2002)
- 3: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Dec 1, 2002)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 1, 2002)
- 5: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 1, 2002)
- 6: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Dec 1, 2002)
- 7: Chantywrassler Two pounds a month and you too can be a CNUT (Dec 6, 2002)
- 8: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Dec 6, 2002)
- 9: Chantywrassler Two pounds a month and you too can be a CNUT (Dec 6, 2002)
- 10: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Dec 6, 2002)
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- 12: Chantywrassler Two pounds a month and you too can be a CNUT (Dec 6, 2002)
- 13: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Dec 6, 2002)
- 14: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Jan 8, 2003)
- 15: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 8, 2003)
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- 17: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 10, 2003)
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