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GreeboTCat

Hmmm... ~grin~... good question...


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Post 2

Dr. Why

I strive for the best kind... as well as those bottled nuts perched just out of reach of my,tiptoed, outstretched hand! Guuhhh!!! Someday... Someday....


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Post 3

Wilson Brown-Bear (PSoDL)

I hate nuts, they give me the runs...


smiley - sadface WbB


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Post 4

Dr. Why

These are unshucked hazelnuts... I never run for food... maybe powdered bananas with powdered cream whisked together into a creamy powdered powder. But, food- NEVER!


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Post 5

GreeboTCat

Me might trot for a doughnut... ~grin~... just to stop anyone else from getting it!!!


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Post 6

Dr. Why

Trot... like a horse or a hobo chasing an errant dime as it travels ever so slowly towards that gaping hole of a grate that leads to the nether world of the sewer system to be forever lost in some kind of poetic comedy that would be divine indeed. It's important that I know!


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Post 7

Dr. Why

Powdered doughnut?


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Post 8

GreeboTCat

Are you insane!!!! ~grin~

Only the real thing for the grinny cat!!!


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Post 9

Dr. Why

Insane is such a negative term... I prefer reality challenged or someone who has been exposed to the REAL truth... Aaahhh! but this could be all symantics. Really insanity is a realitive term... are you? could you? smoke a mushroom? change your base realities for small intermitten pieces of time? you could- you should- you would... REEALLLLY!!! I often speak with one of your brethen... maybe you know of it... Cheshire... How nice- sooo very nice.


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Post 10

Dr. Why

Do you think I chose nuts?! I'd prefer....


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Post 11

GreeboTCat

Me knows the cheshire oone very well indeed... ~grin~... he even taught me his grin for those occasions where me wants to dissapear...


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Post 12

Dr. Why

The teeth-the glare-the grin-the nightmares. Could you... How could you? I've seen so beware there maybe all but not that can and will take the time to teach me of the scared things...


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Post 13

GreeboTCat

Me seeks him here... me seeks him there... but me would never seek to give anyone a scare... ~grin~


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Post 14

Dr. Why

A relief in monumental proportions I dare say. For would it not be that I have the pelt of one said grinning cat that shares the space on my wall above and adorning said bed. The mear mention of its name sends a vile taste to the pits of my soles. The shrill voice and the horrendous noise it once made as I choked all but an ounce of life from it's evil festering body. The noise haunts me still, each night as I gaze upon it's carcass it prevades my mind once again...Be glad... be glad I know not the shrill... be glad!!!


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Post 15

GreeboTCat

No... me not think so... ~grin~


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Post 16

Dr. Why

Your voice hastens... why so?


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Post 17

GreeboTCat

Me got no voice... me a cat so cannot talk... ~grin~


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Post 18

Dr. Why

My god are you in my head? (You damnable beast from the abyss!!!)


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Post 19

GreeboTCat

Nooo... silly... ~grin~.... The Abyss was a rather good film about aliens underwater....


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Post 20

Dr. Why

Sorry about that... I lost my head (Really!!) So, now that is over make me understand your condition. (While I clean my... }


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