A Conversation for Marmite

Something rather disturbing

Post 1

Camp_Freddy

This is a 'friend of a friend' story, I once heard of a guy who (for some bizzare reason) put his testicles in a half empty marmite jar. The story would have us believe that they swelled up and he had to break the jar with a hammer to get it off. I don't know if this is true, or why it would happen, and I'm not sure I want to know


Something rather disturbing

Post 2

Rouge Forever

Do we assume this wasn't the 52p tiny little jar ?


Something rather disturbing

Post 3

Marmite Boy

I rather hope so. I like Marmite as much as the next person, but, I wouldn't go as far as to do that!
PS. It wasn't me, and check out my entry on Marmite and Peanut-butter sandwiches.


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