h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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No! It can't be! FENNY has to be mayor! Else how will we fund our marvelous missle-silo in the Mojave? FENNY!! WAKE UP! You've been HYP-MO-TIZED!

Hey, Mad Munk fellow! Be a sport and wake 'em up! I'm sure Fenny will be nice enough to forgive and forget (he's gonna be at the gladiatorial contests in Amsterdam, right Fenny? As soon as you slip out of town, I'll "dispose" of that missle cluttering up our silo!).

Fenny is great! I'll feed her everything but bacon!

da Baron
Goldfish! Goldfish! Goldfish!

Well said Baron
shazz

*snuggles into carpet groggily* Goldfish? Oh no, bunny rabbit, I can't live in Wonderland with you... besides, I've just learned how to fly, and who would dissappear into flat pieces of paper if they could fly? *yawns* Oh no, maybe I can't fly... why is everything red? It's Madmunk... I must vote for him... I can't reach the ballot... it's falling... I'm flying... there's that Korn singer and he's making funny noises... I'm scared....

Must vote for Mad Munk.....

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Well, it looks like you're going to be a reasonable fellow, Madmunk, so if you'd care to board the jet with Fenny and I- and Shazz is welcome too, of course, along with her lovely young daughter - we'll just be off from this site before the missle Fenny and I have to dispose of before occupying our new digs in the Mojave is sent on it's way. Pity they had to choose Amsterdam for all of this rot! Couldn't they have chose Paris? I mean, it's full of frogs!

da Baron
Don't let those frogs near my goldfish! They'll EAT it! Bloody frogs'll eat anything!

Well,you could always take a leaf out of the frenchies cookbook and eat the frogs Baron...their legs anyway
shazz

But you must save Jimi too, Baron! There's no way there ain't room for just one more... like I. Allende says, where 5 fit, six fit...

The frogs eat frog-legs? Isn't that cannibalisim?


Well, I've got a solution for it all then! What we'll do is put the combatants into the plane- leaving the innocent on the ground. When the plane takes off, we'll let the missle *ahem* "find" it as we *cough* dispose of it humanely in the sea. Too bad a planeload of football rowdies got in the way, now isn't it?

da Baron
Every practical goldfish connosseaur