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Fenchurch didn't say anything like that!! It's all a media conspiracy concocted by those threatened by the thought of a woman in power!!

Notice that women were only recently added to TPTB?!? It's a big plot and we're not going to stand for it. That's why she grew the beard, yeah, that's right, she was trying to disguise herself to get more votes from the male-centric h2g2 community...

I have it on good authority that Mad Munk's possee is planning a huge voter fraud campaign right before the end of the election - they're going around, getting free webmail addresses to fill the ballot boxes just before the close of the polls. It's all a plot I tells ya!

Fenny for Mayor!!

Now, why on earth would my posse do that???
I have it on good authority (actually, the best authority, MINE!) that the posse is now 1000% behind Fenny!!!!

Nice obscurant remark!! (saying 1000 percent instead of 100 percent may confuse the press, but it won't work here!!)

I've heard about all your tricks Munkie-boy! Next thing, you'll be telling us that 82 percent of all people know that 50 percent of the statistics in politics are made up - leaving us with 132 people voting for you!

It won't work I tells ya!

I hate it when i'm rumbled!!!
:-Þ

So the truth comes out!!

Mad Munk is hate-filled!!!!

Vote for Fenny, she's as nice as a spring morning!

No.... i'm not hate filled at all... I'm Jam filled.......

So you're saying you're not a candidate at all, just some kind of deranged donut?

I knew it!! Mad Munk renounces his humanity!!

Fenny is the only human candidate for mayor!

Name me one time i've ever claimed to be humman!
Hah!
It's never happened!
I'm a dragon....
and a supreme entity.
and a heavy metal guitarist/bassist
None of which are Human
so THERE! :-Þ

Where's the bloody press when you need them?

Holiday?

Hah! After working for various newspapers for the past 10 years, there's no such thing in that profession! Your campaign probably bought them off in return for favourable coverage!

I don't think so.....
pay the media?
nah...
I've got better things to do with my money.....
Like... errr.....
Okay... if their not on holiday... maybe their out doing some actual work....
Not bothering with lowly me.... coz i havn't DONE ANYTHING.....
Honest.

Then why don't you vote for Fenny and do some good!

No need to fight, boys... no need to fight! Please, stay happy, that's all I want is for the people to be happy!

Besides.... hasn't England been ruled by women throughout history? Or is it because I'm an AMERICAN woman....Ahhh, so that IS it, eh?

I object!! There is no way that ANYONE is going to rig the votes!
and the press aren't on holiday.....just putting in an honest days' work I am watching this forum with interest!
shazz

Sure! It's all a right-wing conspiracy against poor Fenny and her wonderful fish!

Just who exactly are you implying is conspiring, Jimi? coz it certainly ain't li'l ole me!!!

Of course not! You and your posse are perfectly innocent...




















NOT!

Ummmmm.....If the Posse are conspiring against Fenny,then why is she a founder member??
shazz

Good point shazz....
I think Jimi needs to trust us......
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