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Ormy's Christmas Carol
Ormondroyd Started conversation Dec 23, 2003
God rest ye merry Researchers, 
All you who like to pray, 
And to my fellow atheists,
Let's chill out anyway! 
Remember that the Internet's
Still here on Christmas Day,
Ooo-ooh postings of comfort and joy, 
Comfort and joy, 
Ooo-oooh postings of comfort 
and joy. 
At Christmas every retailer
Gives you their hardest sell, 
Your local shopping centre
Is a packed consumer hell, 
But hootoo isn't just great fun 
It's also free as well! 
Ooo-ooh postings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
Ooo-oooh postings of comfort 
and joy. 
At Christmas everyone pigs out 
And puts on lots of bulk, 
And kiddies scream and fight and play
With Barbie 
and The Hulk, 
But you can come to P.U.D.D.I.N.G. 
For a grumpy Christmas sulk, 
Ooo-ooh postings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
Ooo-oooh postings of comfort 
and joy. 
This is the time of year
When everybody overeats, 
And ends up sick of chocolate 
And dates and nuts and sweets, 
But hootoo has no calories,
It's full of healthy treats, 
Ooo-ooh postings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
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and joy! 
Ormy's Christmas Carol
Santragenius V Posted Dec 23, 2003
I'm impressed with your oratorical abilities *sings along*
Ormy's Christmas Carol
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Dec 23, 2003
You write it son, I'll sing it :D
(memo to self - must get Grandad to work out the chords*
Ormy's Christmas Carol
logicus tracticus philosophicus Posted Dec 23, 2003
come of it its gotto be g after all remember site
Ormy's Christmas Carol
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Dec 24, 2003
I hereby nominate this as the Offical hootoo Xmas Carol
Ormy's Christmas Carol
Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Dec 28, 2003
Merry Christmas Ormy!
May the next year bring you much laughter and happiness and bring us much ,ore of your wonderful writings 
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Ormy's Christmas Carol
- 1: Ormondroyd (Dec 23, 2003)
- 2: Santragenius V (Dec 23, 2003)
- 3: Danny B (Dec 23, 2003)
- 4: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Dec 23, 2003)
- 5: logicus tracticus philosophicus (Dec 23, 2003)
- 6: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Dec 24, 2003)
- 7: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Dec 28, 2003)
- 8: GreyDesk (Dec 29, 2003)
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