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Helena helps the aged
Mrs V Posted Nov 26, 1999
A WIERD TURN UP FOR THE SHOWBIZ XI BOOKS!!!!!!!
An article in the norwegian newspaper VG has reported on some information from American Scientist on research from an itallian university THAT SEX BEFORE A COMPETITION SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED NOT AVOIDED, so footballers should be getting their end away before a match because apparently it makes them more aggresive and more likely to want to win etc, because it causes the production of more testosterone! Aparently the same thing is also true for women but their's is more biological. I've no idea what the paper meant by that sentence and it didn't explain further... but don't you think that was a rather odd coincidence?? It was in Thursdays paper by the way.
Helena helps the aged
Ormondroyd Posted Nov 26, 1999
Wow - so you help the aged play footie! There could be a job for you at Arsenal! 
Helena helps the aged
Mrs V Posted Nov 26, 1999
Except i wouldn't take it even if they offered me exhorbitant amounts of money...
Helena helps the aged
Ormondroyd Posted Nov 26, 1999
Another Arse-hater, eh? 
You should get together with Krissy Lee (see link in my friends list). You'd get on well!
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GreeboTCat Posted Nov 28, 1999
Did someone mention cake??? Wouldn't happen to have a doughnut lurking in there?
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Nov 29, 1999
You told me you couldn't eat another doughnut for a month! Sneaking around other forums pretending you haven't eaten...how just like a cat!
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