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Hey Bassman, finally got round to having a proper look at your site, and I just have to say I luuurve the gurning rock star pose with the bass! But where's the obligatory 'foot-on-amp-machinegunner' piccy a la Steve Harris?

7/10 Could do better.

~LW~

Sorry about that, we've only got one wedge monitor and it lives in the space in front of the singer, I would probably get my dangly bits removed by said woman, if I came between her and the monitor.....

Steve Harris - now there's a man who can play a bit!

Hope you're still on the sunny side of the street.

Bassman

Never come between a woman and her monitor! You're doing the right thing there.

Old 'Arris can certainly bang out the triplets, can't he? Musical, of course. Or has he got three kiddies too? Can't remember.

Being a six string plucker(!) myself I don't tend to be a keen bass watcher, but himself and Geezer Butler are the masters of the unwieldy beast. Er... behind yourself, of course.

Currently surviving under artificial light, but it's holding up at the moment, thanks. Being unemployed and harrassed by the DSS doesn't help. ~Looks for 'pull a moonie at the outside world' smiley~ They never believe you actually want to find a job, the b*****ds. Aaaargh, don't get me started on those people...

~LW composes himself~

Right, I'm off for some nosebag. TTFN!

I would imagine that I could walk in to 99% of DSS offices and they'd never have had a position in the field I work in.

I shall keep all appendages crossed that you find somthing to suit in the very near future.

Bassman

Consider yourself welcommed back to h2g2, spit roast for lunch?

Hi Bassman, or should that be 'Bassperson' due to anally retentive new rules?

I'm seriously underwhelmed by the revamped site. Your thoughts, sir?

Spit roast is okay; I'll just give my mate a ring... I could do with some serious after seeing the destruction in here...

Not impressed.

~LW~

It took me ages to do my page, learning little tricks as you go, a little tweek here, another there - and now it's all gone. At least we didn't go and buy ourselves HTML books or anything...


DOH we did.


I think like you said earlier, I take this site by intravenous drip, whereas you only smoke it on a recreational basis. I would hate to see you go, but if you feel that the site has little to offer anymore I will understand.

I take it you're not on the sunny side of the street at present.

Bassman

Ah, Citizen Bassperson,

I take it you're well, or are you offended by that?

Nope, I'm not going yet, (no doubt upsetting somebody else), I'm going to give it a whirl as I think that's fair. The thing that's annoying me is the 'moderation' of opinion. Censorship is censorship, no matter what title it appears under. Other changed bits are a niggle, but still willing to give it a go.

Some people take things too personally, don't they, chinny fuzz boy?

Quick! Quick! Call the Thought Police.

So very, very sad...

~LW~

Chinny Fuzz Boy?

That makes me sound like a Superheroes' side kick, I wonder who that would be. I hate to disappoint you, but I don't wear my undies on the outside - not even for comic relief.

Bassman

With the pics of you and the 'goat incident' doing the rounds, you wearing pants on the outside is the least of my concerns...

~LW~

I thought I asked you not to mention the "Goat Incident" in public....

I thought it was the "hamster insertion" thing you wanted kept quiet. Sorry!

Armageddon!!