h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey! hey you!!! I can see your online as it has eyes see.... can I have your email address please??????????? Don't worry I just want to stalk you...

I'll send you a txt with it in

I've recently had an interview where they offered me a job Now I'm waiting for the letter from personel to say the same thing.
How's things with you?

*scribbles the email down next to his phone number and address*
Now I just need your shoe size...

Have you sent it yet? I'm too tired to move as I've just finished work, I'm working at Asda and it's alarming how exhausted it's making me! I'm back there again at 8.30 tomorrow Urgh, still it's money which is good Congrats on the job btw, hopefully it's better fun than Asda! Ooh and I got my exam results yesterday, I've finally finished a year and got a first overall I think I'm happier about completing a year than my actual results as after all my neurosisisis of the past year I didn't think I'd even last a year here never mind complete it so I'm awarding myself with erm... a 9 hour shift at 8.30am...

Shoe size, which version (english, us, euro etc), left or right?

Congrats on finishing the year with such good exam results
The job is as one of the computer technicians at the department of computing and maths, Manchester Metropolitan University. I'll be mainly dealing with supporting the departmental webservers and doing the usual computer tech thing of trying to avoid students with problems