h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, "morning, Mina". Just joined, clicked on "who's online", and yours was the first name I liked the sound of on the list. What's a nice girl like you doing online at this time in the meaning?

VD (hmm. I might want to change those initials...)

Hi there Violent Duplicity.

It's pretty hard to find a time when I'm not online to be honest. But today I'm playing Runescape, an online game, and keeping an eye on my threads to see if anything interesting happens.

What are you doing online?

Goofing off as hard as I can. Absolutely NOT pretending to be someone else. That wouldn't be right. So I'm not doing that. Really. I promise. On my word of honor.

VD

hmm, are you absolutely sure? I'm not convinced...

You can't prove anything. And even if you can, you're still wrong. Even though I don't even understand how you've proven it. You're wrong, because I'm right. Convinced yet?

You always convince me. You're so warm and cuddly and so lovely. I only have to read what you say and I'm under your spell...

Good. You're feeling sleepy. No, not because you're bored rigid with reading massive amounts of tedious guff! Because I tell you you are, OK? You're feeling sleepy. Go to sleep. Good.

NOW WAKE UP! And while you're up, get me a would you?

VD

by your command. Anything else I can do for you Mistress? Sorry, Master.

Damn right, Master. I'm a *man*. Look, I've got one of these and everything!

What do you mean you can't see it? *I* can see it. I know it's not that big or anything, but it's a bit insulting to imply I haven't even GOT one.



VD

I can go and get a microscope if you like. Or get you some glasses.

I'm not sure I want to see it even if you do have one. I expect it would be very long and dull anyway.

I heard you'd been up all night with a very long post.

Well bring over here big boy. If it's dull maybe I can help you polish it up.

Well I don't think that kind of tone is very appropriate to a family site, do you? I've got half a mind to kick up a stink about the whole concept of innuendo and double entendre as an acceptable form of intercourse - I mean, interaction. Dang.

And I've got half a mind to complain about those pictures on Miss De Mina's space.

And I've got half a mind to have a go at you, Eccentrica, for taking a name that someone ELSE made up, and using it for your own purposes! For shame!

AND I've got half a mind...

Well, in summary, I've got half a mind.

Let's leave it at that shall we.

VD

Well!
What is de meaning of dis?
I don't find your altitude very friendly.
I would like to state unreservedly that I reserve the right to indulge in any form of social intercourse I like.

And furthermore, I didn't steal the name from ANYONE. I resemble being called a pleasurist. I am the one and only.
(Unlike you, by the sound of it - by my count you seem to have 2½ minds )

It seems to me that you're trying your hardest to whip something up out of nothing!

I categorically deny I'm trying to whip anything.

And if you didn't steal the name from anyone, that makes YOU Douglas Adams, in which case, welcome back from the dead, dude! We missed you!

Listen Miss Eccentrica, I'm just a guy who's found something to do while he whiles away the time between contracts. Management consultancy is a s****y job for anyone, especially someone who has no idea what it involves, and who only knows it exists because of Dilbert cartoons.

I categorically deny I'm a management consultant. Oh, hang on, no I don't.

I'm getting confused now.

Sorry.

Gimme a minute here people.

You've had 12 hours, how's it going?

You sure you're not trying to whip something up? I've a place for people that are...

You can't complain about my piccys, they are available in the graphics library for all the pervs to use. So . And the one of the dominatrix was made for an italic's entry, so if it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me.

I absolutely categorically deny that I've had twelve hours.

It's going just great thanks. I've already had my personal space hidden once. I haven't changed it, and it's back, so I guess it must be OK, huh?

I absolutely categorically deny I had any intention of complaining about those pictures. How dare you suggest I had any intention of doing that!

VD. Catch me if you can.

If you've been moderated, then I know just the place for you.

The SBVM have little icons that they give out, and I'm sure you'd have found your way there before too long. In about another 6 hours if I hadn't pointed you at it. It's strange the newbies that find their way there so soon...

They are a good crowd.